
coffee gremlin☕
my uterus is trying to eat me and i hate it. i want to chuck it into the depths of the ocean where no one will ever find it

coffee gremlin☕
mom asked how i was and i told her that exact statement, and she was so confused lol

coffee gremlin☕
anyway i have a bagel and cream cheese for breakfast bc even though i've been nauseous i've also been hungry af, so i'm wondering if the nausea isn't caused by the hunger. only one way to find out

coffee gremlin☕
as i was laying awake at 5am last night i had the thought of bringing my heating pad to work with me today, but did i remember that when getting ready this morning? of course not

coffee gremlin☕
i'd say i wanna go home, and i do, but i know i'd feel just as shitty there so...might as well be here and make money