[cursed takes]

Frodo with Glasses

for reference: the original take

What do your elf eyes see?

look, sometimes you just have to follow these things to the logical conclusion, and that conclusion is terrible.

Ok but either the assertion that elves can visually ignore the curve of the horizon is false, because they can’t just jump on the straight road anywhere OR if they can then the straight road extends from round earth in all directions which makes aman a giant donut

i am pro-donut aman

It’s probably the best design, put Noldor on one end, can only get places going the literal long way round

also here's another semi-cursed, but unrelated take:

Eldamo : Neo-Sindarin Vocabulary

featuring a hypothetical third son of Denethor, with an Extremely Cursed name translation

See You, Elf Cowboys

delatour : PFT

Looool

I’m mad that other post didn’t translate “banana jewel”

i don't even know how you'd start that. Southern fruit? Yellow fruit? Even /sigh/ penis fruit?

Yellow penis fruit

If you didn’t want this, JRR, you should have made a word for banana

malinapukyave

the product of three minutes on elfdict

+mir

malinapukyavemir. denethor's going to be murdered in his sleep before this kid hits sixteen