pun list

so i decided to put funny puns i read here, for ref

“wish youre one of my pinky toes, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house”
that “one of” is the icing

“The Flat Earth Society has member all around the globe.”

Yeah cool, then your society wont fall flat.

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day its Dublin

[Woman finds out her life-saving blood donor is her husband] “I dont know, the doctor said hes my type”

DANGER: Dihydrogenmonoxide contamination in Water

Anyway. My boats named Pier Pressure

Pluto cant be a planet. So he became a musician.
BLACK EVERYTHING

把杯子變大的咒法 大杯咒？不是四塊錢