Nothing is funnier to me than sitting on the kitchen floor with my geology-loving husband, trying to find a dining room set off Facebook and end up reading him insane descriptions some lady wrote about the healing power of the crystal collection she’s selling
“These are all the same thing written a million different ways!!!” “I don’t know, I think we need ghost quartz to try conceiving a baby, it’s supposed to be good for fertility”
crystal of banishing: any if you throw it hard enough