One of the best parts of RP are things like this can happen. A Sith Lord asking a Disney Princess for help understanding his Pokémon.

Maul did the smart thing for once in asking Snow for help. He never would have been able to get Cranky to explain otherwise.

the real smart thing is to apply Snow's "friends listen to one another" to the REST of his relationships

SNERK he really just needs to take note of everything Snow tells him. She's got it together so much better than so many people he knows in Trench.

being the Princess of the Great Depression will do that

I cannot wait to finally put Hook on the TDM cause in addition to the books being steampunk renditions of Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, and The Wizard of Oz, there's a LOT of Snow White references in there.

A poisonous apple that sends people into a coma when you eat from it, a member of the royal house stuck in a glass coffin, an evil queen, seven dwarves, etc. He'll have a heart attack if Hook realizes this.

Snow White just the whole time

This is the best thing I have ever read