while I dither about this canon review because this chapter is SO PAINFUL, here's Jedao Two on the tdm

Kira🌵 poker is D, is gonou implying fistfight poker or was that C a typo

lol cool

Worst typo

forget strip poker, here we play fight poker

Ulla's usual approach to text posts is either ignoring them or having Jacobi sing the contents to her (because that amuses him more than reading them normally and he started singing her, unprompted, alternate lyric pop songs about murder and other Barge happenings)

but she suspects, based on timing

so he gets an actual response

... are there by chance any links to threads with jacobi singing barge filk about murder

ULLA HE IS A GOOD BABY SQUID

HE NEEDS A SISTER

فك يو : not threads exactly, but here's a message in her inbox of sarcastic murder commentary to the tune of Taylor Swift songs

Ulla's brother, weirdly, is probably the family member she has the least baggage with because he was the one who was honest with her

so maybe he could make inroads

Norton's tag is amazing

... oh Norton's tag is great

Jaby's desire to scream bloody murder and his desire to find out what Norton would choose to scream about: FIGHT

aaaaaah, liking this for tomorrow night! <3<3<#

Norton isn't even thinking about what he'd scream about. Just that given a set of options, his immediate instinct is to try to work with it to create his own option. Also he likes to play.

the true homestuck brainrot: when you've forgotten that "nostalgia" isn't actually spelled with two gs