Ohh, fav. Gimme. Incorrect Quotes.

Alex: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Alec: It was me...
Alex: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Kyle: That was so hot, Billy.
Billy: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Kyle: I'm so in love with you.

Alec: Alex has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Dick, at Billy's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. They leave
Dick, leaning over Billy′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Billy: Yeah, no shit.
Ahahaha

Alex: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Michael: Sure!
Michael: Whats your favorite color?
Alex, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Alex: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Michael: Apparently, we're not.

lol. Okay but the funeral should be Jay and Dick

ahaha, right?

Nate: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Billy: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

Quentin: Hold on, I can explain!
Eliot: Really? Can you now?
Quentin: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

Dick: Do you guys hear something?
Jason: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.F

Alex, holding a rock: Kyle just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Michael: If you don't marry them, I will.

Michael: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Kyle: That is not something you actually have installed.
Michael: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

Billy: Kicks the door open, looking panicked
Kate: What did you do?!
Billy: NOBODY DIED!
Kate: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Magnus: in a jail cell What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Alec: in the cell next to them You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

Meridian This is mean.

Michael: Alex! What did I tell you about lying?
Alex, looking down: ...That it only works on Kyle.

lol. God why are so many of these so funny

damn but true

Jason: You’re giving me a sticker?
Donna: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Jason: I’m not a preschooler.
Donna: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Jason: I earned this, back off!

Do not take his sticker, Donna. He needs VALIDATION