Sal: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. Dito: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
sal would legitimately say that about addiction too and the thought of him being real and dito just countering with that is so fuckin funny and accurate
Jerry: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Loki: I photosynthesize with this. i need to tag him back but this feels p real
Loki: This is a very powerful artifact. Youโd be messing with some forces we donโt fully understand. Jerry: That sounds like a dare to me. Loki: Oh my god. also this
Angelo: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Angelo: Good, because I hate you.
Sal: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Dito: Which one? I can't do both.
Sal: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Dito: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
Jerry: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
i need to tag him back but this feels p realLoki: I photosynthesize with this.
Loki: This is a very powerful artifact. Youโd be messing with some forces we donโt fully understand.
also thisJerry: That sounds like a dare to me.
Loki: Oh my god.
Jerry: Hereโs the cold medicine you asked for.
Jerry: dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table
Jason: ...Thanks.