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incorrect quotes for our cr!!
๐š‘๐š’๐š™ ๐š‘๐š’๐š™, ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š•๐š•๐šข!
Ludo: Can I bother you for a second?
Angelo: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
๐š‘๐š’๐š™ ๐š‘๐š’๐š™, ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š•๐š•๐šข!
Ludo: Angelo, I sense hostility.
Angelo: Good, because I hate you.
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WHY ARE THESE SO FUCKING PERFECT MFLERTOJER
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these are literally their conversations
BIG DAD ENERGY
Garrus: Thane likes to say โ€˜you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,โ€™ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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BIG DAD ENERGY : HAHAHA FUCK
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I LOVE THAT ONE
BIG DAD ENERGY
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so perfect
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Sal: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Dito: Which one? I can't do both.
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this is a real conversation between them no one can tell me otherwise
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RIGHT
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Sal: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Dito: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
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IM CRYING
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I hate that the only reason Dito wouldn't strive to take over the world is that he's too much of a fucking lazy ass
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sal would legitimately say that about addiction too and the thought of him being real and dito just countering with that is so fuckin funny and accurate
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big ol metaphor
Jerry: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Loki: I photosynthesize with this.
i need to tag him back but this feels p real
big ol metaphor
Loki: This is a very powerful artifact. Youโ€™d be messing with some forces we donโ€™t fully understand.
Jerry: That sounds like a dare to me.
Loki: Oh my god.
also this
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big ol metaphor : LMFAO OMG i love these but that second one is just. that would absolutely happen
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pure accuracy
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sorry loki
big ol metaphor
loki like fuck stop making me reminisce about my childhood because of how dumb you are
big ol metaphor
(he and thor probably traded off fucking with artifacts they shouldn't have tbh)
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its funny bc jerry has a brother but we know fuck all about him (hopefully when book 4 comes out that will change...)
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I put in for jason and jerry and it only gave me shit for jason........
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but it was accurate shit
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oh you have to change the number of people at the top!
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it starts as 1 LMAO
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THAT MAKES MORE SENSE THEN
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LMFOA THAT GOT ME TOO THE FIRST TIME
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Jerry: Hereโ€™s the cold medicine you asked for.
Jerry: dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table
Jason: ...Thanks.
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shit this is wildly accurate
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HAHAHA
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oh god
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