
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
[meme] thirsty thursday for real now what do u wanna play... ship/smut highly optional

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
let's be real kamui won't be getting laid in jgk I had to struggle for it in fic land where I have total control over my own indulgence lol


ASS STEALER
don't let your dreams be dreams

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
LOOOL thank you for your vote of confidence but it will almost certainly be like our dilemma of shinobu and travis in an actual sex game

( ° ▽ °)
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

ASS STEALER
lmao i mean u got a point

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
nmh character love life disease

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
im not heartbroken over it but it's very very funny to me

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
( ° ▽ °)
: this is making me imagine soma writing his tinder bio for him which is such a terrible idea for everyone involved HAHAHA

( ° ▽ °)
HAHAHA

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
25/m - serial killer clone looking for a partner in crime to share new experiences with
serious inquiries only


SHI✨NO✨BU
LMFAO

SHI✨NO✨BU
my hobbies are ????? don't have em

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
kamui:


🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
the tragedy is that in canon all his allies are also weirdo misfits, so he's going to hop skip and jump RIGHT over having normal hobbies and into "i know way too much about my friends' hard hitting mecha anime / niche cinema / pro-wrestling hot takes"

SHI✨NO✨BU
even worse tbh

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
canon updating kamui to nmh3 and coming back like 'natori-san i have memorized char's counterattack because it's my friends' depression watch'

SHI✨NO✨BU
'kamui-san, I respect you and your friendships but never say this to anyone else ever again'

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
a;lkdj;lsgjh

SHI✨NO✨BU
alternatively: 'memorize my movie, sparkling detective akeboshi koutarou: fiance of the funeral procession instead'

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
wow..... that sounds so cool natori-san.................

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i have one piece of canon evidence for what he personally likes and it's japanese detective serials so HAHAHHA

SHI✨NO✨BU
....well....... .....canonically these movies are. good.

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
oh boy

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
LMFAO

SHI✨NO✨BU
closes my eyes. four teen boys choose to go see this film when it comes out asap at a sold out show

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
please regain this movie kamui WILL become a fan

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i loved it, i can't wait for the sequel


SHI✨NO✨BU
sees them even tho they are like this.



SHI✨NO✨BU
there are. three of them. shuts my eyes

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
HAHAHA oh my god

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
incredible

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
he's going to watch all three. he's supportive

SHI✨NO✨BU
well okay there's two and then a trailer for the third but we only know the plot of fiance of the funeral procession

SHI✨NO✨BU
anyway unfortunately natori is a sex symbol

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
natori 'cant carry an averaged sized man'

SHI✨NO✨BU
natori "I'm a romance actor not a body builder" shuuichi

SHI✨NO✨BU
natori "I'm an ishida akira character not someone with muscles" shuuichi

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
HAHAHAHA

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
hey if it looks good for the camera thats what counts

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
fantastic performance natori-san you were so dashing


🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
even i believed you could princess carry the leading lady

SHI✨NO✨BU
LMFAO

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
this is only kind of a compliment because kamui 100% unironically thinks travis touchdown is the coolest guy ever

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
the bar is on the floor