فك يو
Verdi ran out of food not because i didn't give him enough food, but because he, from what i can tell, lovingly deposited every food pellet into his water bowl
فك يو
i truly wish this birdchild wouldn't refuse to drink from a water bottle
gremlin wife
LMAO sir plase
gremlin wife
please
𝔬𝔥 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝓎 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫
sir 
فك يو
it was so gross and slimy with dissolved food 
gremlin wife
Man the only thing worse than a critter water bottle that's slimy with dissolved food is one that's slimy with dissolved poop
فك يو
oh rest assured he does that too
fancy Espurr
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Lady Stardust
birb no
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
birds are menaces
Lady Stardust
they're trolls
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
I say this affectionately, knowing the bird I love best at my friends' parrot sanctuary is the holiest of terrors
Lady Stardust
[parrot envy intensifies]
فك يو
my favorite awful parrot fact is that screaming at them is bad not because it will scare and traumatize and upset them, but because it'll make them excited and encourage them to scream back
Lady Stardust
SCREM
Lady Stardust
SCREM PARTY!
فك يو
scream at a dog and they cower
فك يو
scream at a parrot and they go OH COOL I GUESS THIS IS HOW WE COMMUNICATE NOW? GREAT!
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
they're really terrible pets
Lady Stardust
I love them so
LiberBEARian
omg
SPOOKY ALERT
Mother the food you gave me appears to be wet
small letter
parrots like FINALLY WE'RE TALKING ON MY LEVEL