overly exaggerated Irish-American jacob on Twitter

bro what

The $5k star wars hotel lets you larp as an imperial and arrest chewbacca

I can't imagine why this thing isn't selling out

oh no

literally everything I see about this dumb hotel makes it look like a trash fire

Imagine being a Jewish family who gets slotted into becoming the space fascists. Can you imagine.

Man I was wondering if you could win as the bad guys

grimaces

and lol I was just seeing someone talk about one of the old games that had the option to go to the dark side and how it made sense for a mercenary but now it's just Join The Space Fascists Fun Times

And 5 thousand dollarydoos to larp as the empire exterminating the rebel scum is a way bigger investment than a $50 game where you can do both

Like who looked at the star wars hotel and said "I want to be the bad guy"

do you get to attend the interrogation

do you get to decide chewy's fate

i really like the aesthetic of the hotel rooms on their own merit... there's something so charming about what people thought was futuristic in the 70s

The rooms DO look cute ngl

ngl i was watching our local news at it

and the employees are so annoying

while the first order guy is just this funny lil british dude

and i was like well i'd join his team if i get to throw the engineer in prison