just scrolling past this, I thought those were legs

and that this was some kind of 'Sexy' Mater costume

Me too

sexy mater for st patrick's day

Sage⁉ : makes as much sense as anything else

Omg. I had to get a better look and my brain still doesn’t really believe they aren’t legs?

even being told they weren't legs my brain took way too long to grok that

what is it actually though?

I think it's a backpack and those are the straps hanging down

Yes it is a backpack, I'm not sure why the seller decided to take a picture of it like that