Me, talking with a theater professor: So, uh, weird question. Do you know any students in costuming who... could make me some clothes?

Theater Prof: Uh... you looking for something special?

Me, realizing that he's trying to politely find a way find out if I'm trying to do a cosplay: Like three short-sleeved dress shirts.

Theater Prof: Oh. Oh. Just regular clothes?

Me: Yeah. Just regular shirts. I'm hard to size.

Theater Prof: Because a lot of people, faculty included, come and ask for cosplay.

Me: I promise I'm not trying to get a secret Boku no Hero Academia... who could I cosplay from there... the Seal Guy... outfit. Just button up short sleeve shirts.

I don't know why my brain went to Selkie instead of the much more obvious beard-guy choice of Endeavor.

Anyway I want some shirts made from good Japanese fabric because I'm tired of looking boring.

black and metallic gold komainu and peony flower fab...

this

yagasuri arrow and shiba inu dobby cotton Japan off ...

this

There was also a sakura one that I wanted but they're OUT OF IT.