維繫一段關係並不容易。 它就像是份全職工作，而我們也應該要把它視為全職工作來對待。 如果你的男朋友或女朋友要離開你，他們應該要提早兩週通知，還應該要有遣散費，而且在他們離開之前，應該要替你找個臨時僱員。

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

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機器狼上班的時候總是很認真的呢！（把屁股後面的漫畫偷偷藏起來）