Me: driving the toll lanes home from work and doing the speed limit
other driver: go over the double white lines to pass me 'cuz I'm not going 10 over the speed limit
Me: gets onto I-5 and watches that person get pulled over. haha asshole, serves you right!

I don't want a ticket!

cops around here are assholes

one time someone passed me on the right, speeding, and flipped me off as he went. i passed him pulled over by a cop about five minutes later, it was beautiful

they have a Quota to make

speed limit is 60. Everyone wants me to go 70

I freak out when I'm going 65 'cuz I feel like I'm in less control of my car

but also going over the double white lines is a nono

I also waited about 15 minutes after I got off to leave and traffic was much better

LOL fuck them, love that instant karma

yup!

I'm also extremely paranoid being a new driver

You're probably safer being a new driver too.

Yeah, don't risk a ticket. I'd rather deal with a passive aggressive asshole than a cop

If the asshole does something stupid like bumps into you or whatever, they'll be at fault

they better not bump into me! I just got my car fixed!

yeah don't drive in any way you're uncomfortable with just because someone else can't handle it

if it's that big a problem for them, they can 1. pass you legally, or 2. find another road

ok but they passed me illegally lol

And it'll be on them if they fuck up just because they're an impatient fuckhead, lol

I really hate people who drive recklessly for no reason

Like, ooh, you made it to that red light faster than me, good for you

lol so true