gidge tried to kill me over a loaf of bread tonight. Just going to go stand in the corner now with the geese now. feelingyeasty

are you a duck?

Nope. I'm just a boy in a wookie consume.

I have many questions that I'm not sure I want to know the answers to.

Some turns lead to roads one should not venture down.

Frankly, I’m surprised you’ve survived this long

I didn’t actually try to kill him. I just got too mad because he accidentally turned off the bread machine while it was going (the bread not the machine)

Maybe a lot too mad

Sometimes when you can't get mad at all the bigger things the little things push you over the edge

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! She's right up there! Nobody move! She attacks like a t-rex!