Legends spoilers sort of don't mind me this is mostly just shitposting

it is probably for the best that the game doesn't tell us more about Cogita because if it said like. one more thing about her i don't think i would be able to control myself

if any of you have ever wondered how i have gone so long only playing Pokemon characters (Shoka is the first non-Pokemon character in like. at least 8 years of RPing) it is because hyperfixations first of all. but also basically every game in recent gens has put out at least one character who feels specifically tailored for me

played through like all of Legends going ok this game is rad and so fun but i don't think i'm gonna get super attached to any of the characters this time-- and then at the very last second they just slyly slid me a mysterious fancy MILF with an absolutely bonkers backstory that is only vaguely hinted at

WOW.....FOR ME???? oh Legends, you SHOULDN'T have!!

...really Legends you shouldn't have. people i know IN REAL LIFE are making fun of me for being so predictable

anyway this lady is possibly like thousands of years old and she lives in a tent in the middle of nowhere and wears exclusively the same victorian-style black dress. she owns 4 of them? and she was using a sacred artifact as a cutting board

upon being told of the impending apocalypse she was like bro i gotta go shopping. i own 4 black dresses and that's IT. dare i say icon?

FUNNIEST.........ok that's it i'm sorry

the milfs, man

if theories are correct then she is technically a GILF to which i say EVEN BETTER

TPC saw me briefly obsessed with AZ back during the XY era and went "ok we're gonna do that again.....but this time it's a lady" and i was like OH FUCK

hehehe

shes made For You..

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