Dealing with Passive Aggressive Bitchy Coworker today has pissed me off to no end. Send me soft headcanons and half baked plotting ideas for our characters.

sometime after Hank gives permission to York to show up at his house when he's not home, Hank comes home to find that York has actually like, baked for him? Or attempted to (it's not on the same level at Jarvis, but it won't kill Hank at least. And it doesn't taste horrid)

And then York just smirks and says 'whoops hang on, those are what I made for Sumo' and then gives Hank the right baked goods

imagine York doing B Dylan Hollis recipes

...... Y E S

"I made you avocado bread."
"T'fuck did you make for me, kid?"
"I suffer from an energy problem, not a stuttering one, so you heard what I said. Try it. For me, because I can't."

peter absolutely leaves hank dumb lil notes where only hank will find them, and also periodically sends cute pics of whatever he finds out in the city throughout days he knows hank’s trapped behind his desk

also ngl he prob comes home to peter on the ceiling at least once a week, it’s just a thing, it’s fine

Peter vibing upside down. Nearly gives Hank a heart attack the first couple of times

also, Peter maybe adds more sticky notes to those already on Hank's bathroom mirror

Chloe gives Hank a gentle glow up - not because he needs to change in any way but because he should absolutely be feelin himself just a lil bit

oooh give him a small makeover. Make his hair look nice, trim up his beard, get him a GOTDAMN skin care routine

all of these good things for Hank (except the near heart attacks from Peter, you stop that)

Eventually Hank's just like "could you get the cobwebs while you're up there?"

Hank realizes that over the span of a month his yard is looking better - that there's somewhat of a garden that's been planted with pet friendly flowers and foliage with seed thrown down into the spots where Hank used to drive into the yard.

all these nice young people trying to keep him alive

Duncan doesn't have permission like York, so he just does the yard as thanks for dealing with his brother

sometimes it just helps him to think when he's upside down

Chloe lives for that kinda thing tbh. Time to get acquainted with home spa days Hank