Zilla Fieri
There's something so satisfying about having Godzilla do these normal ass human gestures and then whenever he has to speak, it's some variant of kaiju noises.
Zilla Fieri
Would you believe me if I told you him doing things like handshakes and shrugs are only a slight exaggeration of what he does in the show
Zilla Fieri
He's a smart boy who's surprisingly expressive and even outright playful. And he hangs out with nerds pretty much all the time
Zilla Fieri
the biggest nerds
Zilla Fieri
And today I learned that scree-onk is actually an onomatopoeia for Godzilla's signature roar, so hey. I get to use that unironically
Zilla Fieri
Zilla Fieri
"Hi friend, I'm X, what's your name?"
Godzilla: /handshakes/ AAAAAAAAA
oozecat
Bart will totally teach him the basics of reading/writing and get him a speech processor on his phone if he wants.
Zilla Fieri
I would love for him to learn to read and write
Zilla Fieri
It'll be fun and adorable when he eventually gets a post out for practice
oozecat
We'll get him a nice sand tray (not Kat-El's litter box...) to practice writing with since human style implements would be awkward.
Zilla Fieri
A little bit, but he could probably make them work. Godzilla has thumbs!
Zilla Fieri
And boy, is technology convenient if it can translate kaiju like that :V
oozecat
I'm just remembering some of the stuff from Naomi Novik's Temeraire series and how dragons the size of tall ships or more learned to write.
oozecat
Come to think of it, Maximus probably is about the size of Godzilla.
Zilla Fieri
Oh no, that sounds super cute tho
oozecat
It's an alt history series of the Napoleonic war with dragons.
oozecat
I keep thinking of adopting one of the junior officers but Roland doesn't really have enough backstory.
oozecat
Keep the previous TDM interaction for that tag if that works for you. A nice boy who introduces monsters to all the ways humans make fish interesting.
Zilla Fieri
Works for me!
oozecat
I just meant to tag that. Because Bart likes having big strong friends.
Zilla Fieri
Big strong friends are the peanut butter to speedy friends' jelly
oozecat
I mean, actually translating kaiju to english will be hard, but getting something where he pokes words to make sentences and speaks could be a start.
Zilla Fieri
Plus I get to play out poorly translated sentences here and there
oozecat
Like how some people are teaching dogs and other animals to "speak" with those programmable buttons.
oozecat
He can start with two-year-old sentences like "Eat now?"
Zilla Fieri
Perfect
oozecat
Two or three words. Maybe have to make poor grammar like "No eat people, eat fish."
Zilla Fieri
Poor grammar can still get the point across!
Zilla Fieri
He does not eat people, dad wouldn't like that. Also he prefers fish
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
as a favor to me can we have a ME GODZILLA
Zilla Fieri
Absolutely
Zilla Fieri
Definitely needs a way to share his name with people
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
the people need to know his name!
oozecat
Also, we need to get the scaley boy some kind of purse that adapts to his size.
Zilla Fieri
Small carrying case for his two or three belongings
oozecat
Definitely watertight.
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
the first thing i thought of was those little st bernard barrels
oozecat
Godzilla does not need rum to revive people....
Zilla Fieri
He could try a few nudges or a screm to revive people
Zilla Fieri
Or failing that, probably just. Pick them up.
Zilla Fieri
Carry them to safety
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
use barrel to carry belongings
Zilla Fieri
Carry his phone and his little translator
Zilla Fieri
Mina's gonna get him a tacky scarf he's gonna wear with pride
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
whispers put tiny cat ears on him
Zilla Fieri
Tiny cat ears
Zilla Fieri
I'm all for accessorizing the kaiju
Zilla Fieri
The accessories inexplicably match whatever size he takes so it always matches
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
but consider canon.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
sunglasses
Zilla Fieri
I can't find the sunglasses version, but I definitely have that as one of the boy's icons
Zilla Fieri
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBl/pXc/89iAVKBI46HR51riycPwLdaLLgc_lg.png look at how cool he is
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
2cool4skool
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
he looks so happy about his shades
Zilla Fieri
He got to be so stylin' and awesome in that episode
Zilla Fieri
With his glasses that he immediately lost after he didn't need them anymore
MindEvaporator
oozecat : hopy shit another Tremaire fan in the wild
oozecat
I loved her back when she was writing SGA fanfic....
oozecat
Still bummed the movie/tv option fell through because apparently Peter Jackson isn't interested in anything but Tolkien.
MindEvaporator
awww see I didnt even know there was a movie in the works
MindEvaporator
tho I think the beautiful celestial bab would be amazing animatef
oozecat
She announced it at a writing conference I was at doing press for Victory of Eagles, I think it was.
Zilla Fieri
That's right, it was Dent who told me about it a while ago
Zilla Fieri
was wondering why it sounded so familiar
oozecat
While live action would be AWESOME, the logistics and special effects would be daunting. I mean, dozens of people clambering on the backs of military dragons? Jumping between them for boarding attempts?
oozecat
Not to mention assembling the ships to get enough to model a full scale sea battle.
oozecat
Honestly, it's just a really good world where dragons have always existed and the east and west have very different ways of dealing with giant sentient dragons. (and other places, too)
MindEvaporator
yeeees
MindEvaporator
honestly if they had to do an adaptation animated would be the way to go
oozecat
Agreed as long as they do it in such a way that people don't think it is a kid's show.
MindEvaporator
god could they make the napoleonic wars a kid's sh --- flashback to liberty kids
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