[meme] Names and such? Sure

My name is Jess it is short for Jess

lol legit though no one calls me Jessica unless it's a joke or I'm in trouble. My mom uses Jessie but otherwise it's Jess

at my old job it was JP or Miss Parker a lot which I found hilarious

occasionally folks online use Raspberry since it's my username for... everything

For my in game folks, Neku's canon nickname is Phones! Though only Beat calls him that by NEO lol

and Dimitri only has one canon nickname- and it's not any of the ones you've seen in fic or rp

no Dima or Mitri or Mitya

it's Deedee

ala Hapi

or Didi, I can't remember how it's written

beat: i didn't wear headphones for these three fucking years to get closer and try to connect to Neku for him to show up without headphones on and expect me to use his real name. Fuck you, you're still Phones. Asshole.

one day Neku is gonna awkwardly try and use Beat's real name cuz he thinks he should uz they're grown ass men now and just instantly stop

it's weird

Beat and Neku using the other's real names would be like an online friend using someone's IRL name

weird and awkward and NOPE

he starts to daisu- and beat slowly head turns towards him

YEP

it would be less weird just to come up with a completely new name

or, with enough years, call him daisukenojo and beat goes ??? who?

FORGET HIS OWN NAME

Neku has to do all his legal paperwork cuz Beat keeps forgetting his own legal name

listen the moment he's away from his parents, he never has to hear it again

eventually out of uh... hearing, out of mind