if i was a 911 operator i would troll people and the more distressed they were the more trolled they would be

911 whats your emergency

someone is in the house and the rest of my family is dead

lol is this a prank

no i am afraid of dying

cant think of anything funny but get owned

what are you talking about i need help right now

um heh is your moms body still there i want to um heh have sexual intercourse with her heheh heh