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Comment here, and get a slightly strange compliment
grape7438
Hello!
clam3169
I'm intrigued.
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grape: You have the perfect amount of eyebrow hairs, arranged in the perfect shape. You don't even need to do anything to them, you don't even need a gel they're just. Perfect.
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clam: You have the allegiance of frogs. They all just agreed that they would swear their loyalty to you. The frogs would go to battle for you, if you needed them to.
pita6224
Well this is interesting.
clam3169
I love my frog legion.
grape7438
My eyebrows are crazy. Thanks!
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pita: You have incredible lung capacity. You could dive down to the bottom of the ocean, hang out with all the merpeople, snack on some seaweed, and come back up with breath to spare.
bison509
guava2897
i could really use one right now
butter8468
Well then
horse2329
yes, please lol
horse2329
ooh im a horse
butter1723
I'm intrigued! Me, please!
butter8468
Hello there fellow butter
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bison: You look good in really weird lighting. Black light, strobe, disco, rave. Doesn't matter, you always look awesome.
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guava: Whatever kind of crafting you try? You will excel in. Knitting, needle felting, wood work. You're amazing at all of it.
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butter8: You would grow a fantastic beard. If you grew a beard, you would look like a dashing and glamorous lumberjack.
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horse: You would make a really pretty marble. Like one of those ones that are clear with the little swirl in the center. No one would want to trade you. You'd be a prize marble.
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butter1: You could grow a great garden. Whatever you plant would be in abundance. So many veggies. Think of all the soup you could make.
butter1723
I now want to grow a great garden, this year I'll make so much soup! Thank you!
butter8468
I can only hope it will be a bountiful beard so that birds may nest
horse2329
i like this very much
guava2897
thank you very much, i hope you have a beautiful day!
miso476
me please
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miso: If you were a movie score, you'd be written and conducted by like. John Williams or Hans Zimmer. Super epic.
miso476
oh i love that
prince6444
This is incredibly uplifting to read! Bless you for this, OP!
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prince: Thank you! You deserve as many bagels as you want to possess. There is no limit on the amount of bagels you deserve to have.