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I got to explain The Deyan Saga to someone yesterday and it reminded me that the greatest service I've ever done the LJ/DWRP community is repeatedly deflect their interest in joining.
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You're all very welcome.
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deyan saga?
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: Deyan was an atrocious housemate we had for 10 months, I can't actually talk about any of that without a big old CW for suicide and manipulative bullshit so that's all you really need tbh
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Oh that and the fact that they never paid any rent or helped with any bills
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ohhh eesh
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glad you don't have to deal with that anymore, then
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This person was the very definition of 'weaponised fragility'
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ANYWAY
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They reaaaaaally wanted to RP Voltrons in DWRP and I knew that was going to go POORLY, for many reasons, so I very carefully never quite managed to help them get started!
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
god i fucking remember deyan
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
i mean, not personally obvs
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
but i remember how stressed to all fuck you were about their entire existence for like. months.
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Ahahaha yeah I. Remember getting on plurk like "I'm pretending to be asleep in bed so they don't see my light on and expect me to handle their emotional problems at 2 am, what's up"
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
dwrp would've eaten them alive holy shit
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Yeah,
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It would have been So Much
duck bastard
MY GREY LADY 🐈
god I remember this whole thing
Usagi
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Wolfy
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THEM THE OTHER DAY
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
deyan….. 
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god that would have been a fucking catastrophe huh
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It REALLY would have
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YEAH.. CHRIST
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They super wanted to RP from Voltron... but also, was EXTRTEMELY upset by the lack of strictly platonic relationship depictions of the characters in fandom..............
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You know, just on top of everything else about them
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That was the situation they were up front asking me to involve everyone in DWRP in,
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oh,
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oh no .
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I...
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This was, mind, something I had to listen to and pretend to agree with for like, hours on a daily basis. I was not under any illusions about what a fucking tire fire it would be if it left the immediate meatspace hell I was already inhabiting in this
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Raile you’re the bravest sentient being I know
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I would explain why pretending to agree with any of this was something I "had" to do but tbh 90% of the time I didn't actually have to do anything except be like "wow that sounds hard for you :[" and they carried the rest. The remaining 10% was like. "Yeah fandom sure does like to ship things non-platonically!"
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: listen I was just trying to survive at that point
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HOURS? WHAT IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT THIS FOR THAT LONG
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my opinion remains unchanged
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: YOU WOULD BE SHOCKED. JUST SHOCKED. ABOUT HOW MANY OPINIONS THAT SIMPLE CONCEPT CAN HOLD. AND HOW DETAILED THE OPINIONS ARE. AND HOW MANY SPECIFIC WAYS THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE OFFENDED THOSE OPINIONS IN CONCEPT AND IN PRACTISE.
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This is why I straight up often chose to subsist on Goldfish crackers in my own bedroom instead of leaving my room to go in the kitchen, thereby giving my unspoken consent to spend the next 2 hours or so being Deyan's conversation partner and personal emotional sponge*
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i realize how ironic this emote is considering but it's the best rendition of my expression reading this
i realize how ironic this emote is considering but it's the best rendition of my expression reading this
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*I may be using the term emotional sponge wrong but
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❄️HAPPY HOLIDAD
: HAHAHA no no this is perfect
Calliente
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🐅 its harry
fdgsdfgdsfg
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Raile is the hero we need
duck bastard
honestly tho