LOVE☆STRUCK
[idk if this is politics but it's def Late Stage Capitalism and imo Hysterical]
LOVE☆STRUCK
Dominoes is putting out ads of YOU'RE YOUR OWN DELIVERY DRIVER!! GET TIPPED $3 FOR YOUR NEXT ORDER WHEN YOU SELECT CARRY-OUT
LOVE☆STRUCK
so you won't pay delivery drivers enough and you're running out of delivery drivers so you need people to come pick up their food. is what you're saying
LOVE☆STRUCK
very very clever ruse for not having enough drivers to sustain dominoes delivery.
spiteologist
and also you're saying "we will waive the delivery charge, which we should have been doing for carry-out anyway", surely???
LOVE☆STRUCK
LAUGHS!!
LOVE☆STRUCK
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY ARE?? THEY HAVE TO BE RIGHT OMG
LOVE☆STRUCK
oh man this shouldn't be this funny
triska
it definitely is tho
LOVE☆STRUCK
BUT IT'S LIKE, THERE'S AN EASY SOLUTION DOMINOES. AN EASY LONG TERM SOLUTION
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
every time i see this commercial i'm like
[unpleasant]
also it's not even they actually give you 3 bucks it's "well your NEXT order gets 3 bucks off"
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
really? really. really,
LOVE☆STRUCK
YEAH!!
LOVE☆STRUCK
YOU HAVE TO SPEND THE TIP ON DOMINOES
spiteologist
WAIT SO YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY THE DELIVERY CHARGE?
LOVE☆STRUCK
SHRIEKS LAUGHING
LOVE☆STRUCK
it's *very unclear8
LOVE☆STRUCK
it's the stupidest ad campaign i have seen in a long time
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
it makes me not want to order domino's out of spite honestly
And I`m BooV
every time I see that ad I have an out of body experience
[unpleasant]
praise the pizza hut
And I`m BooV
Like who are you fooling
LOVE☆STRUCK
i think dominoes doesn't deliver to our complex, hysterically??
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
pizza hut is actively superior it's true
LOVE☆STRUCK
like not to our general location, but not to our complex
LOVE☆STRUCK
like their shit will go through if you order it online but when they see it's from Cobblestone they cancel the delivery
ᴢᴀᴄᴋ.
this is incredible
Haunted Boobs
Wow I am so glad I recently found an alternative to Dominoes, they were the only pizza in town for a while. And the alternative delivers even out to bumfuck nowhere where I am!
LOVE☆STRUCK
IT'S SO NOT EVEN SUBTLE
trek
y'all lost your dominoes privileges
LOVE☆STRUCK
RIGHT? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
LOVE☆STRUCK
WHAT DID THIS COMPLEX DO TO DESERVE THAT
LOVE☆STRUCK
Gem said the story they heard was that the drivers kept gettingg harassed by teenagers but that it was like, 10 years ago
trek
can you order from other places?
LOVE☆STRUCK
but at the same time i know the teens that live here now and would believe they would harass the drivers
not in a mean way but in a way that i could absolutely see drivers being like i do not want to be hassled by 7-10 teenagers asking me why i didn't bring them pizza
trek
if you can't order from little ceasars somebody probably died
LOVE☆STRUCK
YEAH we do little ceasars
LOVE☆STRUCK
we can do pizza hut but we like little caesars better
LOVE☆STRUCK
caes... ceas... caesar... kaiser
trek
how do you like little caesars
LOVE☆STRUCK
i like specifically the deep deep dish but only when they don't skimp on the sauce
LOVE☆STRUCK
the sauce, however, gives everyone else horrible gerd
[unpleasant]
also little caesars has a really strong dichotomy on whether any given store is good or not
[unpleasant]
The Denny's Of Pizza, if you will
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
the only thing worth eating from little caesar's imo is the italian cheesy bread and the wings
book of thot
makes doe eyes at mellow mushroom
book of thot
i know it's w a y more expensive but
book of thot
the crust is so good
book of thot
dominos is my second favorite..........but lmao pay your delivery drivers there's no way you're hurting that badly
LOVE☆STRUCK
that's true, i've only had one bad ilttle caesars i don't know what y'alls have been doing
LOVE☆STRUCK
also yeah i've only had mellow mushroom ONCE but
book of thot
i have never had a good little caesars
LOVE☆STRUCK
MMM
LOVE☆STRUCK
i like dominoes too but for the same reasons i tend to like little caesars
LOVE☆STRUCK
which is: heavily seasoned sauce + doughy texture in the deep dish or just in general good texture of the crust
LOVE☆STRUCK
pizza hut's is drier nowadays but i'll take that over how it Used to Be in the Olden Days
яαвιєѕ
That's as unhinged as KFC or whatever's edible nft
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
pizza hut's cheese suits me the best taste/texture wise
LOVE☆STRUCK
so here's the real secret
LOVE☆STRUCK
i dno't eat the cheese on pizza
LOVE☆STRUCK
"luc what the fuck"
LOVE☆STRUCK
i know
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
slkdjlflkjl omg
LOVE☆STRUCK
i peel off the cheese and i don't eat it i'm sorry
🥨depretzels🥨
this is why we have a successful marriage though
🥨depretzels🥨
because i eat his cheese
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
yall are living the dream clearly
LOVE☆STRUCK
if a pizza has really good cheese i'll eat it but i'm super not a fan of melted mozzarella
LOVE☆STRUCK
so yes gem eats my cheese
LOVE☆STRUCK
i've done this since i was a child
🥨depretzels🥨
truly
weird little child me would peel my cheese off pizza so i could eat it last cos it was my favorite,
and i hoped one day i would meet a person who would give me their cheese
its truly a dream come true
LOVE☆STRUCK
a romance for the agesd
spiteologist
that's the best love story i ever heard u-u
LOVE☆STRUCK
a tale as old as cheese
🥨depretzels🥨
and see, i dont like crusts
so he gets my crusts
🥨depretzels🥨
equivalent exchange
Bootyyyshaker9k
that's adorable and weird
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
that's so cute
LOVE☆STRUCK
bread for cheese
together we make a person capable of finishing an entire meal
LOVE☆STRUCK
i also don't eat the icing on cake and gem eats the shit out of that so
🥨depretzels🥨
YEAHHHH
𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
yall were fated to be together. destined.
💀💀💀
okay but like. that's the best relationship thing, being able to give the bits you hate to someone you love because they enjoy it more and thus you collectively feel less guilty about buying x food
🥨depretzels🥨
yes it works out amazingly like that
LOVE☆STRUCK
it super do cos i get guilty so fast about food waste too
Ash!!1
when i got dominos last weekend it came with a WE'RE HIRING DRIVERS poster taped to the box
Ash!!1
i'm like ;;; is this a guilt trip, or
LOVE☆STRUCK
A LITTLE BIT
titantoadstools
I'm afraid if I did that they'd kidnap me and force me to keep delivering
LOVE☆STRUCK
every time you come to pick up the pizza they ask
LOVE☆STRUCK
WON'T YOU DO A DELIVERY
LOVE☆STRUCK
it's a new program where if you drop off a pizza close to your home on the way back, you get more rewards
book of thot
l m a o
Roll Fizzlebeef
I honestly don't even do delivery anymore? The places I go now just do takeout.
Roll Fizzlebeef
There's one that does, but not to where I live because it's so far out of my way. It's just worth the trip because it's a really good brick oven place.
LOVE☆STRUCK
we just don't have a car so if we end up doing delivery it's. little ceasars
tho we have really avoided both for a hot minute
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