spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:49 PM
i don't want to cook what do
nowhere in town is doing delivery but i'm Tired
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:50 PM
usually i am 100% ok with living in the middle of nowhere with minimal restaurants/takeaways but sometimes

i just want things to be Easy
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:50 PM
i am lazy and i don't want to get up
UselessPopesona
@vapeslug
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:50 PM
treat urself
UselessPopesona
@vapeslug
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:50 PM
/terrible enabler
triska
@triskahyena
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:51 PM
i feel everyone needs and deserves to be enabled with food. eat the food. experience joy.
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:52 PM
...it probably isn't a good idea to get curry anyway, come to think of it. it's a friday night and the indian place is between two pubs.
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:54 PM
e. ramen packet
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:56 PM
6LilacMimeLions i somehow have none of those currently
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:56 PM
only cuppa soups
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:57 PM
combine many cuppa soup
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:57 PM
getting a few calories in you to start will help your brain
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:59 PM
i ordered pizza

and also fried cheese
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 7:59 PM
it's a friday night and i deserve macaroni cheese bites
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:00 PM
is fried cheese the equivalent of our mozzarella sticks? aka hot mozzarella in breading that you dip in marinara sauce?
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:00 PM
oh i guess not
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:00 PM
fried mac n cheese is good too
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:01 PM
it is, in fact, not a Proper Thing

but my local chippie does a "cheese bites" option which includes mozzarella sticks AND mac and cheese bites AND jalapeno poppers and usually a deep-fried slice of goats cheese because my local chippie is Delightful
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:01 PM
so i literally just mean "a range of cheesy food, fried"
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:02 PM
oh, excellent
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:02 PM
that man understands me
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:02 PM
oh that sounds so good
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:03 PM
i feel like there's a strong
us 🤝 scotland
DEEP FRY IT
solidarity thing here
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:03 PM
scotland is the deep fry capital of the world
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:03 PM
i will point u to both deep fried mars bars and deep fried pizza as proof

so, yes. your feeling is Correct.
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:04 PM
all my local chippys are boring when it comes to frying stuff. scotland once again doing it right
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:04 PM
us will deep fry anything, especially at a county fair
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:04 PM
scotland like listen it's cold and dreich and WE WILL FRY EVERYTHING
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:04 PM
deep fried ice cream is actually tasty af and i hate that
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:04 PM
we will fry it or put it in a pie these are the two options
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:05 PM
i feel like everything here ends up in a pie or a stew
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:05 PM
personally my greatest shock is that nobody, to my knowledge, sells deep-fried macaroni pies

get on that, scotland, you're letting the side down
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:06 PM
nixthat where u at?
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:06 PM
liverpool-ish
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:06 PM
oh yeah
Nika
@ouchy_bleedy
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:06 PM
MMMMMMM fried cheese
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:06 PM
although have u considered: suet pudding
Nika
@ouchy_bleedy
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:06 PM
I'm glad to hear you've made Great Food Decisions
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:07 PM
bc my father assures me leek pudding is even more of a Thing round you than in durham/northumberland way
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:07 PM
the us doesn't really do puddings as a course and i'm still not entirely sure what "a pudding" is
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:07 PM
I HAVE i had one. maybe two days ago
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:07 PM
6LilacMimeLions nobody is don't worry that's why i had to specify suet
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:07 PM
i've watched a lot off gbbo and i still don't know
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:08 PM
pudding is one of those words that just has Many Meanings
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:08 PM
i always just say theyre like a pie but better
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:08 PM
and you are correct
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:09 PM
the best part of gbbo is seeing contestants be like "oh yeah my nan used to make wobbly victoria splats every sunday, i've got this" and then have a meltdown over being asked to make american-style pies
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:09 PM
two countries divided by a common language, etc
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:09 PM
i don't know what makes an american-style pie tbh
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:10 PM
ive never had a leek pudding though, only meats
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:10 PM
besides not having a proper lid on it
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:10 PM
neither do i, afaict it's just "a pie"
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:10 PM
WE DO PIES WITH TWO CRUSTS i genuinely don't know what the difference is
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:10 PM
i assumed the difference was just that we make savoury pies more
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:11 PM
but like. it's not like we don't make a wide range of fruit pie?
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:11 PM
is a pie not just a pie
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:11 PM
I STRUGGLE TO SEE HOW A PIE CAN BE OTHER THAN PIE
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:11 PM
except for pies that only have a lid and no crust, those are fake pies sorry. give me the rest of the pie.
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:11 PM
thats not a pie thats disappointment
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:11 PM
that's not a pie that's a gratin
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:12 PM
...or that
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:12 PM
i like that you just came in WAY hotter than me on the topic
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:12 PM
A PIE NEEDS A LID
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
we do qualify things you would call custard as pies
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
yes. a custard pie. surely.
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
like, lemon meringue pie? that's a custard
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
that's a pie
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
we just don't call anything "custard"
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
thats a pie
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
but a SAD pie
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:13 PM
custard goes ON the pie
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:14 PM
hottest of takes: pies are wildly inferior to cakes
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:14 PM
don't @ me
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:14 PM
baffled as to how something can be "a custard"... custard is custard...
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:14 PM
i won't @ you because i don't have to ping you to tell you you're wrong
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:14 PM
a well-spiced apple pie with custard is better than many cakes
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
my hot take is that pies and cakes are equals because you can eat a meat pie and then eat a good cake after
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
also you can't have savoury cake
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
u could just make an apple cake and skip the horrible tasteless crust
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
or u could make a decent crust
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
yes you can, it's called "bread"
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
there is no such thing as a "good crust"
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
why is your pie crust tasteless..
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
vodka shortcrust with cinnamon and good butter
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:15 PM
boom
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:16 PM
better yet: make a brandy shortcrust for your mince pies, thank me later
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:16 PM
also it is NOT called bread are you BAITING me???
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:16 PM
ALL PIE CRUST IS TASTELESS including the "good" shit my mémé made
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:17 PM
bread has no eggs and it has different raising agents! and brioche doesn't count as either!
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:17 PM
sorry for ur bad taste but that's not our fault
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:17 PM
tasteless pie crust... im having a moment
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:17 PM
itp: northern exasperation
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:17 PM
like i'm trolling here, but also: pastry is so bad idk how people eat it
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:17 PM
YEAH... yeah
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:18 PM
next you will be saying chips aren't a vegetable
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:18 PM
oh no that's ridiculous
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:18 PM
chips/fries are absolutely the veggie course
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:20 PM
ok i better go pick up my pizza and deep-fried cheese
Nika
@ouchy_bleedy
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:20 PM
pastry IS generally bad, and although I'd be willing to try this brandy pie crust thing, generally I'm Against things having crusts
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:20 PM
finally, a voice of reason
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:20 PM
GET OUT OF MY PLURK YOU HEATHENS
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:20 PM
pastry is delicious
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:20 PM
pelts you with macaroni pies
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:20 PM
go get your fried cheese i hope its good
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:21 PM
/eats the centers, feeds the dog the crusts
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:32 PM
update it turns out the curry place is actually closed for some reason so i guess it's good i went for pizza
spiteologist
@Jormandugr
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:37 PM
https://images.plurk.com/72zmaMNIPjGZsdLlGbA2V7.jpg CHEESE TIME
nico
@incognico_
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:39 PM
ENJOY CHEESE
Bah Humbug
@chaggit
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:51 PM
This was a very frequent mood when I lived in a rural area 'want to lazy but only place that delivers is pizza hut'.
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 8:52 PM
C H E E S E
Nika
@ouchy_bleedy
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 10:40 PM
cheese!!
Nika
@ouchy_bleedy
Fri, Feb 25, 2022 10:40 PM
Something we can all agree on
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