Quinnfernal
For a good time, ask random men online what animal they think they could beat in a fight
Princess Emily
I've already seen in ghost v bear how many people believe they can beat a bear
A Grinning DM
Won’t like even the smaller black bears absolutely wreck the shit of any person that corners it?
Quinnfernal
not according to internet kung fu masters
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
goddammit woolie you can't fight a fucking black bear are you high
Princess Emily
or Quinn's entire timeline I'm the only sane person in the ghost v bear debate
Doge-lover Joja
I've seen a guy claim he can beat a giraffe
Snake-Kun
Not to be cocky but I'm PRETTY sure I could beat a squirrel
Princess Emily
not me
Doge-lover Joja
bold claim, Eric. Squirrels are quite wily, how do you plan on even hitting it?
kaylin
yeah, no, even small black bears will kick your ass
source: how my dad and his friends realized that raising a yearling black bear in their basement in college was a bad idea
kaylin
it wasn't even trying to fight them, it just decided to "climb Steve"
oh i'm scary
I'm tired of being misrepresented
oh i'm scary
I do not think I could beat a bear in an unarmed fight
oh i'm scary
but WITH WEAPONRY,
oh i'm scary
it's more likely than killing a GHOST
oh i'm scary
no further comments. get that camera out of my face!
Doge-lover Joja
but I'm not holding the camera, it's floating on its own!
Ramases II
I could maybe beat a cat if I'm wearing especially thick clothes and gloves, but imagine the emotional cost
A Grinning DM
D&D 3e taught me that your average person can survive an attack from a house cat about 50% of the time
bitchin camaro
i'll fight every animal on earth and win. i'm no man, i'm a god
bitchin camaro
and then when the animals all realize i've bested them they'll team up to attack and dethrone me
bitchin camaro
because together they can accomplish what they can't do themselves insert sick ending theme here
Quinnfernal
who would win in a fight between a hundred duos and a billion lions
oh i'm scary
does Duo have his army of ghosts at his side?
Quinnfernal
one ghost per duo. stand rules
oh i'm scary
okay then the lions don't last a second
oh i'm scary
they might have mounted a feeble resistance otherwise
BattroidBattery
it was a perennial topic in my family whether anyone could take a raccoon
BattroidBattery
we all agreed that squirrels were beatable and deer weren't, raccoons were the line of uncertainty
owl time
They've got little hands
owl time
I think you could take one raccoon but not two
owl time
The other one sneaks up on ya and then it's got your knife
BattroidBattery
in a boxing match, sure, I can take a raccoon, but they've got sharp teeth
BattroidBattery
mike tyson your femoral artery is the loss scenario
Princess Emily
damn right deer aren't beatable
BattroidBattery
kill more people than wolves
BattroidBattery
and have you seen a wolf? scary.
A Grinning DM
I saw a news story once about a woman who had just retired from being an active US marine and come home from Afghanistan in one piece and then like a month later she lost her arm to a raccoon
DoveEaterXC
Mike Tyson once tried to get a zookeeper to let him punch a gorilla that was being mean to smaller gorillas
RobotApocalypse
i could definitely beat a hampster
RobotApocalypse
probably a guinea pig
RobotApocalypse
probably not a rabbit
RobotApocalypse
they got those kicky feet, they'll fuck you up
NekoIncardine
With the right tools, probably a duck, maybe a raccoon.
owl time
I could beat a snake
Ramases II
What kind of snake
owl time
Not like a huge crushy python but I reckon I could take most snakes
owl time
Rattlesnake
owl time
Take off my jacket and toss it over the bastard
Echo
I feel like it's less of a question of "can I win" and more "how much would I get fucked up in the process".
Echo
Because I am confident in my ability to stubborn my way down and take some furry bastard out with me, much less confident in my ability to handle anything with claws without getting injured.
RobotApocalypse
yeah that's why i said i probably couldn't handle a rabbit
RobotApocalypse
like, i could probably win a straight fight but certainly not unscathed
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