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all i was doing was looking for some panels to icon and i Just
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shut down hank's scold pretty quickly there, jean
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she knows okay
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just shut up and let her fondle your mistress's diamond lips
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(the x-men are weird)
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i can barely handle my life when i have a bad brain day, let alone when i am one of the world's most powerful telepaths dealing with a symbiotic relationship with a cosmic otherwordly entity and dealing with my bitch husband having mental affairs with our once mutual enemy
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jean like "i remember when having a panic attack was terrifying because it could break everything in the mall. now my panic attacks can destroy worlds"
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me, a new mutant talking to xavier about joining krakoa: oh nah i'm good man i got a pretty good gig at home depot so
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i'm just gonna stay here
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yall are too much i just wanna finish my shift and go home and order some chinese food
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maybe watch some netflix
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that's as crazy as i want my day to get thank you charles
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but he looks so chill and inviting in that weird-ass helmet
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honestly i would take one single look at all of their goofy asses, xavier wearing an entire mixing bowl on his head, and just shut the door
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hey now. jean and ororo look amazing
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well yeah but like listen i'm new how often am i gonna hang out with a listers like jean and ororo
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like i'm fuckin red shirt here i'm like
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hanging out with skin and shit
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like what are you offering me here a plant house and cleaning dishes with goo i'm good
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safety? i don't think you can guarantee that, charles
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you can barely handle safety on you rown island
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but see if you die horribly we just bring you back!!
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