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Baby: /is tired and frustrated and Very Not Happy about this airplane nonsense
Parents: /are tired and frustrated with trying to deal with their baby on an airplane
Me: Would you like an airplane baby toy?
Parents: ?
Me: Would you like...a cup? /hands one to the baby
Baby: /IMMEDIATE DELIGHTED SMILE, ALL IS GOOD NOW

you are magic

Plastic drink cups are the best airplane baby toys.

As soon as I get a fussy baby on one of my flights, I’ll stop by and offer one up, and only a very few babies will refuse it.

bless. ;~;

Kawaii ne!