honestly i feel like derailing this thread to make dick jokes when they're both dying of flowers is the most swamp rat vibes possible and i'm very proud of us
hawkeye, with a rosebush growing out of his spine because of feelings related to trapper: haha what if instead of talking to him about this i just go on a nostalgia trip about how bad army food is
everyone: we know, Javert
"no"
javert: i do
javert: i'm sad