Ash!!1
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Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers | Teaser Trailer | Disn...
'ash aren't you really chill with reboots' yea but i have no idea what feelings i'm feeling
Ash!!1
aside from this is the epitome of 'stop letting celebrities voice cartoon characters unless they're actual voice actors'
Ash!!1
i love the comedians! hate their voices for this!
Ash!!1
the animation jokes got me tho;;
Beans
MOOD
Ash!!1
AM I INTRIGUED? AM I UNCOMFORTABLE? UNSURE
angstspecialist
this.... feels nothing like Rescue Rangers
angstspecialist
I mean, the jokes are fine but.... it's not Rescue Rangers
Ash!!1
they're going for a roger rabbit mystery style vibe but i am just so lost
angstspecialist
Do this with an original IP
angstspecialist
It's a fun idea. i love the mixed animation. but DON'T FUCK WITH RESCUE RANGERS
Ash!!1
like i guess i get it in this case because with an original ip it probably...would not do well. I WOULD LOVE IT. but the majority of the mainstream wanders off at 2d animation
Ash!!1
THEN AGAIN, THEY MADE WRECK IT RALPH WORK, SO.....really they have no excuse
Ash!!1
i just feel so confused
angstspecialist
exactly
angstspecialist
They made Enchanted work
tandemarie
i'm Intrigued and wanna watch it, but mood re: "please stop letting celebrities voice cartoon characters unless they're actual voice actors"
angstspecialist
Enchanted was entirely an original IP
angstspecialist
They can do it if they're not lazy
Ash!!1
enchanted was almost a full parody of their brand tbf
Ash!!1
it wouldn't have worked if they hadn't had a bunch of princess movies before hand
Ash!!1
but yeah really if they put the effort into it, they can make anything work
Ash!!1
tandemarie : right at least PITCH YOUR VOICE. ATTEMPT TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN JUST TALK
Valentisn't
nope just John Mulaney and Andy Samburg
Valentisn't
which again, love them both. Very funny men. I love their nasaly voices
Valentisn't
but they aren't, like. Chip and Dale.
angstspecialist
They didn't even pitch their voice to make them squeak. 8(
Levi
Apparently there's some Weird Contract Stuff where they are mandated to do a Rescue Rangers thing but they didn't have any ideas for the RR thing so we got this
Asidian
God, the voices are so bad
Asidian
They don't work at all
Asidian
Also why is only one of them CGI
Asidian
I hate everything about this ._.
tandemarie
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT BC IT'S PART OF THE JOKE
tandemarie
the cgi bit
tandemarie
that's clever and funny i give them that
Asidian
I do not give them that,
Asidian
It is not funny, it's just weird ._.
tandemarie
alas
angstspecialist
I also lost the ability to separate the Chipmunks from KH so that also colors my voice opinion.
Asidian
Also, where is Gadget
Levi
plot synopsis courtesy of a friend
Ash!!1
Levi : GAWD. i'd believe it. tho how hard is it to do a tv movie. plz
Ash!!1
just give us cute adventures.
Ash!!1
you have a whole new gen of kids that you could be making plushies for, but instead u do this
Asidian
This show was my EVERYTHING when I was a kid, and I am just. I should in theory be the target audience
Asidian
But this just looks bad
Ash!!1
Asidian : ymmv but i kinda like it since it seems like the humor will be tilted toward different animation style jokes and that could go a very long way for me
Ash!!1
it's like a natural progression from roger rabbit since not all cartoons are 2D anymore, and i love the uncanny valley alley joke
tandemarie
yyyy that is how i feel too
Asidian
Yeah, maybe it's just not for me
Ash!!1
THAT SAID, THIS IS A WEIRD FUCKING VESSEL FOR IT lolol
Asidian
But nothing about this made me laugh
Ash!!1
yeah i didn't laugh either but honestly it's because i was too baffled
Ash!!1
mostly by the voices
Ash!!1
GIVE! THEM! BETTER VOICES!!
Ash!!1
i did nto realize who was talking for a hot second sob
Asidian
Yeah, they just sound like regular guys
Ash!!1
also re gadget i assume they're saving her for another trailer but honestly i will be impressed if they manage to fuck her up
Ash!!1
she's like the prototype for cute geeky girl trope the blueprint is RIGHT THERE
Ash!!1
U DON'T NEED TO CHANGE ANYTHING
Levi
Gadget they're absolutely hiding for a reveal, I'm almost certain she's the "missing cast member" mentioned in the synopsis
Ash!!1
I hope she's just like in junkyard chillin and making shit
Ash!!1
didn't even realize she was missing
Ash!!1
that won't happen but i can dream
Beans
my worry is she's the villain
Ash!!1
as long as they don't make her a sexy evil mouse i will accept it sure
Levi
if she is the villain, if I had a nickel for every time a nerdy mouse girl character who specialized in building robots turned evil for no reason i would have two nickels
Ash!!1
fksjsa
Asidian
Given what they've done to everyone else, I'm almost glad they left her out of it
Asidian
But you're probably right, they're waiting for another trailer for the reveal
only goes to 11
I'm in the camp of didn’t like it because this trailer made me feel very palpably that whoever wrote the script
1. had original properties in mind, or
2. hates the actual Rescue Rangers
Ash!!1
valid tbh. it's just so weird sob
terravesty
I already had a long plurk where I mentioned my concerns with it but I just feel like it's not going to have the teeth it needs to actually rip into what it's trying to comment on
terravesty
Because Disney will not roast itself
only goes to 11
No, Disney is going to use this as a vehicle for "look at all these properties we've acquired wink nudge" since they meta'd the plot of ragtag detective group helps random people into...I guess celebrities/actors of a show that did that?
only goes to 11
the slow pan merchandise shot gave me visceral recoil
Ash!!1
terravesty : I JUST WENT AND READ THAT PLURK and ia with a lot of it like, i still hoooope it's good? just because at the very least it could be Fun
Ash!!1
but my expectations are so low
Ash!!1
and rescue rangers is SUCH a bizarre property to use as a vessel
terravesty
Honestly there's a large part of me that WANTS it to be good
Ash!!1
since it was already a departure from what the originals were (just two side characters that sometimes thru nuts at donald) to something genuine and original
terravesty
I want it to be good and for there to be a nice fun thing for people who have fond nostalgia for the original Rescue Rangers
Ash!!1
but it was a show about the little guys! helping other little guys! when the justice system failed them!
terravesty
but gestures. hmmm.
Ash!!1
so why would you pick that for a slapstick animation commentary???
Ash!!1
(also if they needed a roger rabbit successor that was exactly what Bonkers was, but no one remembers Bonkers. I remember Bonkers.)
Ash!!1
I'll wait to see more of it but i'm just so confused but also i maintain the voices are the worst
Ash!!1
like, you can get a LOT of mileage out of good voice acting
Ash!!1
but none of their movements or talking match the characters on screen, or it's just a really bad fucking trailer sync
Ash!!1
that said at the very least i hope the animators and special effects team had fun
Comic
I would like this to be good but I do not believe it will
Comic
also fuck bonkers wouldve worked so much better for this
angstspecialist
YES BONKERS WOULD BE PERF FOR THIS
Asidian
Bonkers would have been GREAT for this
Asidian
Or some kind of Roger Rabbit sequel tbh, with a new location for new animation types
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