characters v the One Ring

Alice goes mad with power almost immediately.

I love her but restraint is not her thing one itty bit

The saving grace is that this happens so fast that if her friends can tackle her and get it off her then there will be barely a whisper of lasting influence

She ain't going full Gollum

I mean the other flip side is that if they don't catch her she will be skulking in the Abyss muttering over the precious

She's not terribly ambitious

The Ring hates this

Reyson is the Galadriel in that he does not want to touch it because he knows that if he does he'd go Dark Prince and lapse into "let's kill the humans" again

Bulat could hold out for an astonishing length of time given his similar relationship with a similar corrupting invisibility artifact with a will of its own but that's why the ring would immediately start broadcasting "heyyyy you wanna kill this guy and take all his stuff" beams

Minako is the Bilbo. immediately starts using the Ring for various reasons of varying morality, does not do what the ring would prefer, hangs onto it for longer than she really should

Laios shoves it in his bag and forgets about it,

Magic items aren't really his thing

Even the invisibility isn't that handy, he likes to sneak up on monsters and those usually rely on scent or hearing although it could be pretty handy against a griffin since bird based monsters-

Princess can't wear rings

Mallory Valerie Valentine-Park wears it for a week and goes into a weirdo art fugue about it and the co pilots have to do an intervention

Sesen is the Samwise, she absolutely does not view herself as capable of handling it but will support whoever is, and also could carry it around if push came to shove

Party Satan might actually have the ring somewhere in the depths of inventory

I mean might own a Solitary Ring legally distinct from other gold rings with sinister evil script on it

If you translate it it's the lyrics to Booty Man

Don't let Bechamel have it