Chonky Tig
JASON PLEASE https://images.plurk.com/6x0ewVYEwzBkv8KrxVSamH.png
Chonky Tig
this is a broken man
neurotoxic
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Chonky Tig
STOP IT JASON HE'S DISTRESSED
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
AHAHAHAHASJDHSKJDSJ
Chonky Tig
Tiger's about to scream into a pillow like Nani in Lilo and Stitch
emperor zombie
Isra will bring him a waffle.
Chonky Tig
man i can't keep doing this drama anymore, hurts the heart too much
Chonky Tig
LOL
emperor zombie
Come here, I can offer you soft and lovely things.
emperor zombie
And waffles.
Chonky Tig
AHAHAH
Chonky Tig
dude, this highly trained and capable spy is in shambles
emperor zombie
Please accept one (1) highly trained and shambolic himbo?
emperor zombie
Also, the real problem with threading with Tiger is that I end up thinking about, and then craving Afghani food. It's so good. There are a buncha places for it near me, and like, what if I got some quabli? WHAT IF.
Chonky Tig
emperor zombie : AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
emperor zombie
They even do halal bubble tea.
Chonky Tig
He needs it
Chonky Tig
SHUT UP oh my goddddddd that sounds so good rn
emperor zombie
(Not that most bubble tea isn't, but you know, this place is certified!)
neurotoxic
emperor zombie it is a real problem
neurotoxic
I also suffered this issue
emperor zombie
A few blocks north of me, there's a big Afghan and Uighur community.
Chonky Tig
neurotoxic : me in three pictures rn
Chonky Tig
emperor zombie : gOD fuck i need
emperor zombie
WELL, get to Toronto and I'll take you out.
Chonky Tig
how am I supposed to clean, Mici, when the OTP IS FIGHTING??
Chonky Tig
emperor zombie : fuck HNNNN
emperor zombie
Chonky Tig
oh god not chickpea stew
Chonky Tig
taunting
emperor zombie
emperor zombie
I make a damn good chickpea stew.
emperor zombie
/unhelpful?
Chonky Tig
JBEFLINFILWE
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hNNNNNNN
Chonky Tig
killing me
emperor zombie
Now you know my secret weapon. If not distracted by tags, I will lure people to Canada with food.
Chonky Tig
God you'd be the second person to do that
Chonky Tig
my best friend did that with Vancouver, where she lives
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
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Chonky Tig
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Chonky Tig
Tiger Before Dup: I am a no-nonsense, stoic, and married to my work before anything else man.
Tiger Post Meeting Jay Todd: I am an emotional wreck of a human
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
Jason Todd has that effect on people
ʙᴀɴɢʙᴏᴏ
god duncan is just holding a weeping tiger king and staring at the camera :/
Chonky Tig
ʙᴀɴɢʙᴏᴏ : daddy services needed aisle crying baby boy
ʙᴀɴɢʙᴏᴏ
yeah yeah daddy's coming
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Alfred doesn't know any of this but still feels Terrible
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sorry Tiger. he's so. very. sorry
Chonky Tig
Ⓓⓤⓛⓛⓐⓗⓐⓝ : https://images.plurk.com/1rjOHnCm7jwwLqdKtHCE1l.jpg he'd say thank you if he wasn't so busy looking for Jason
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he hopes Tiger finds him. since he sincerely doubts Jason is going to bother with him
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yay disappointing a grandkid you didn't even know you had before he ever showed up
Chonky Tig
Chonky Tig
He's trying so hard to be a good boy, he's worked on his anger management and made friends with logan
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which tbh is the funniest part. all the robins can bang the same guy but tiger bangs one old man twice and it's over lol
Chonky Tig
Ⓓⓤⓛⓛⓐⓗⓐⓝ : the fatal misstep
Chonky Tig
neurotoxic YEAH JASON HOW IS THIS FAIR
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Alfred understands though. he'll likely never find out about this ICly. but inside, he gets it if Tiger decided to avoid him or whatever
Chonky Tig
Ⓓⓤⓛⓛⓐⓗⓐⓝ : alfred you are too good for this world
Chonky Tig
https://images.plurk.com/1uuAC3bjjpPChIlijf26NQ.jpg his life is in shambles
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you do what to need to do King. he'll just be over here quietly making a new list of people he isn't ever allowed to touch
Chonky Tig
AW AL
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he gets it. and he's rooting for you, Tiger. he knows just how hard it is to turn your life around
neurotoxic
He’s mad about the lying, Tiger
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