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in the final duel preamble
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when you pick 'that, i can't deny'
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and the WoL just does
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that little wry smile
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like if u agree
oh i'm scary
I didn't pick that option because it wasn't 100% in character but like
oh i'm scary
my headcanon is saying "think what you want" but doing the smile
Ken
likes
oh i'm scary
at the end of things Osha is tsundere for fighting Zenos
oh i'm scary
she won't admit to liking it
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when Zenos showed up at the climax Quayana went "I'M A LITTLE BUSY"
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but after Endsinger was sorted
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yeah
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she knew what had to happen
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and wanted to do it
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and wasn't interested in being coy
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she'd wanted that rematch since Stormblood
oh i'm scary
"is this your prey? why does it still live? surely it is no match for you!" "well she does have this one annoying trick where she keeps throwing exploding stars at me, but I'll tell you what. why don't you start blocking those for me? with your face would be favorite"
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I can't stop thinking of that scene as Zenos just busting in and yelling "BABE YOUR UPTIME"
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BABE WATCH YOUR PARSE
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WoL: falters briefly when faced with a god of despair throwing exploding planets and destroying the universe
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Zenos: "THAT WASN'T VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU"
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i just can not get over how audibly genuinely confused he sounds
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‘are you not DONE here’
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‘bruh’
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god the final Zenos cutscene fight is so funy with a lalafell
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how are you even reaching his face, toddler
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Zenos must be incredible in general with a lalafell
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Zenos burning the world down to fistfight a toddler in the wendy's parking lot
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on brand
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I’ve seen the lala version and basically Zenos leads with his face so that you can punch it
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there's a couple bits in there where they definitely just
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hard cut from throwing a punch to zenos staggering
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to hide the fact that there's NO way you arms were long enough
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zenos, forgetting he has a third eye: i’ll headbutt them i am so smart
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to be fair
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they do that anyway
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because they don't want to animate a fist touching a face
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granted
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but it's funnier when you're two feet tall and zenos is nine feet tall
go тo вread
God my favorite line
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my single favorite comedy line in all of FF14, and I forget who says it
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is someone who meets the WoL and says "I thought you'd be taller"
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because it's funny in different ways for each possible WoL height
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it's hilarious for a roegadyn because how fucking tall did you think they'd be
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and it's even funnier for a lalafell
Ken
for an Au Ra I'm just like

"yeah so did I"
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Every time somebody tells my max height roegadyn that they thought she'd be taller I'm just like
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My favorite part of Zenos' whole rant to you is just
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in that moment, he doesn't call you the Warrior of Light
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he calls you what you are
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an adventurer
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in my heart, what i heard him call me
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was a raider
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snorts
Ken
props to the EN VA there, also
Ken
he puts a particular
Ken
RELISH
Ken
on the word "adventurer"
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his va is astonishing at 'audibly horny'
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whenever he talks about violence I hear Careless Whisper playing in the background
skerple
"I thought you'd be taller" comes out a couple of times in the Ivalice content iirc, from Mikoto and then later Fran
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anyway, yes:
https://images.plurk.com/Fyd8nWcPUaZ0jNaRMVlLV.png
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now that i'm home: https://images.plurk.com/6P4lkKuw8geagArW50xF0a.jpg
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omg scintilla that is such a knifecat face
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>:3
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'damn bitch you got me let's fuckin dance'
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https://images.plurk.com/3QqNV7qt811gV0qH4rBOdF.png my contribution
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bunnyganz PLEASE control your FACE
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absolutely not
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he will smolder and you have absolutely no choice but to deal with it
skerple
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oh my
oh i'm scary
god, the fuck me eyes
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