spent a solid half hour chasing a little scorpion out of the shower stall so i could take a shower without killing it
bladeosaurus
spent a solid half hour chasing a little scorpion out of the shower stall so i could take a shower without killing it
spent a solid half hour chasing a little scorpion out of the shower stall so i could take a shower without killing it
bladeosaurus
kept talking to it so it'd climb on a piece of cardboard and i could free it and it just wasn't having it
bladeosaurus
me, pained: buddy pls i don't wanna kill you but i dont wanna be stung
bladeosaurus
i succeeded. no scorpion lives were needlessly lost today.
bladeosaurus
when we first moved out here we were all terrified of them, and now sometimes we spot scorpion moms with babies on their back and will call each other like LOOK IT'S SO CUTE. SO MANY SCORPION BABIES
🎨Drawcember
aww bb scorpion
bladeosaurus
there's a kind of scorpion that's super dangerous but our local ones are very safe
🎨Drawcember
maybe picking them up with chopsticks would work 🤔
bladeosaurus
I've never tried that, but yeah
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
aw poor little thing... I'm glad you got it out safely
bladeosaurus
I've gathered them with many napkins but it was terrifying and i would not try again
bladeosaurus
I've lived here for like 20 years and I've never been stung, kinda wanna keep that record going.
bladeosaurus
I once carried one to school in a jacket pocket
bladeosaurus
oh wait maybe i was stung that time 
i remember feeling a needle, pulling my hand out and the damn thing walking away like 
i remember feeling a needle, pulling my hand out and the damn thing walking away like
happy holifeys
wow rude scorpion
MONEYBAT
showers aren't a place for scorpions lil dude
Toss
Scorpion pls you're the one hanging out in someone's pocket.
bladeosaurus
they get stuck there all of the time, but usually they make their own way out. but i wanted to take a shower
Remony Atremony
This is what everyone imagines living in australia is like but they're wrong
Remony Atremony
Mexico was the real australia all along
bladeosaurus
but the animals are very small here
bladeosaurus
australia gets the huge versions
Remony Atremony
No we dont
Remony Atremony
The animals people are scared of are the small ones
bladeosaurus
you have giant spiders!!! I've seen them
Remony Atremony
Tiny sections of rainforest in queensland maybe have big spiders but no bigger than the big spiders in other places in the world
bladeosaurus
Remony Atremony
: you have the giant crab spiders