ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
d'you ever just have a really strong urge to throw your characters into toxic relationships just for the delicious hurt/comfort when they finally get out of them?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
me, staring at AM!Lor and all his issues
ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏʀᴏɴᴇ
yes
🌸Springfallen🌸
oh definitely, it crosses my mind every now and again
Sunny~
i think about it from time to time
🌸 Cʜᴇʀʀʏ Cʜᴀɪ 🌸
wait we aren't supposed to do that
🌸 Cʜᴇʀʀʏ Cʜᴀɪ 🌸
oh
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
look Lor's in a bad way in VR, it would be very easy for him to get involved in something and not defend himself
Calliente
Claude is going to be Very Concerned
🌸 Cʜᴇʀʀʏ Cʜᴀɪ 🌸
tbf I gave Rosie a canonical awful relationship so I get my h/c fix from jamjars
🌸 Cʜᴇʀʀʏ Cʜᴀɪ 🌸
so I guess I cheat the system gklarhgak
Calliente
And like, ICly he would definitely try to protect Lorenz but obviously if you want shit to happen to Lorenz we can figure out ways to let that happen
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao I think he's been through enough shit for the time being I just....... he really is in a terrible brain space right now
Calliente
Claude is doing his best to take care of him but also he remains Unaware of Lorenz's devastating gay crush on him
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
which is part of why learning about the polycule is going to make him try to be Anywhere But The House at all times
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
because he's not entirely sure he could watch Claude be affectionate with people he barely knows, after spending so many years trying to get closer to him, without making a scene
Calliente
YOU WOULD HONESTLY BE BETTER OFF IF YOU MADE THE SCENE, LORENZ
Calliente
TELL CLAUDE HOW YOU FEEL ALREADY
sword gremlin 🔪
tbh making a scene is probably more productive than how any of the rest of these morons have reacted lol
sword gremlin 🔪
although Felix has made a scene once or twice and people were mostly like "felix the reasons you're making this scene are all in your head stop it" lksdjgfdsg
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Calliente : CLAUDE DO YOU WANT HIM TO RUSH OUT OF THE ROOM BECAUSE YOU KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND(S)?!?!?!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lbr part of this is entirely dependent on how much he's able to reign in his emotions
Calliente
NO BUT HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
Calliente
AND IF YOU DID THAT HE'D CHASE YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU TELL HIM
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
BUT CLAUDE IS HAPPY
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
His stupid feelings would just be in the way
Calliente
Absolutely not
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Claude just because he's been in love with you all these years doesn't mean he's foolish enough to think you feel that way about him
Calliente
Well maybe he ought to!! Claude already cares about him so much as it is!!
Calliente
And tbh, Claude never had the chance to actually consider Lorenz as a romantic prospect before because he was avoiding all romantic potentiality while in Fodlan
Calliente
So he was literally avoiding thinking that way about anyone
Calliente
Especially while they didn't know the secrets he was keeping
Calliente
But guess what, Lorenz, he's about to tell you them
Calliente
Which means that, for the first time, your relationship status with him is open to changing
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
But.... That means telling him something that could make him hate him??? When he already has so many reasons to?!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
And he legitimately isn't sure he could endure messing things up with Claude right now
Calliente
Why on god's green earth would you having a crush on Claude make him hate you
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
because.... it's weird? Because he's got a million dragon catholic reasons to believe there's something wrong with him because you're not supposed to think filthy things and certainly not about other boys and no, of course he doesn't think there's anything wrong with Claude or Dimitri or the others!!!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
But.... he has a whole string of standards he expects himself to meet that he would never ask of another.
Calliente
Claude, pulling Byleth over: You're archbishop now, tell Lorenz what dragon catholicism says about this shit now

Byleth, deadpan: Filthy things and boys and filthy things about boys are okay, actually
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
b-but....
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
his "logic" is very flawed and mostly comes down to him being terrified, okay. He can't explain why he's so sure of these things, only that he is
sword gremlin 🔪
LMAO we need him to tell VR Dimitri this too
sword gremlin 🔪
well
sword gremlin 🔪
we DID
sword gremlin 🔪
I guess we don't anymore lol
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
By is already getting onto him for unreasonable expectations too
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