Two truths and a lie!
1. I have a Ryu Number of 3.
2. I have once spent 72 consecutive hours wide awake and was functional enough to go to school during the last 24.
3. I nearly chose "Dante" for my name because Dante Devilmaycry looked like a fuckboy lesbian to me.

1. Because I have no idea what that means. I assume it has something to do with Hadoukens.

Six Degrees of Ryu

Six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon, except it's about Ryu Street Fighter.

damn I was right, kind of.

2

I'm actually just gonna go ahead and say I was right.

1 can only be right if the response is "that's the lie, my actual Ryu number is 2"

I'll take a few more bites before revealing.

1 as well

alright i'm impatient so

3's the lie lmao

Friends with the woman who wrote the Vriska route (1) -> Vriska's theme Megalovania is in Smash (2) -> Ryu is in Smash

I remember you talking about 2 but I remember you talking about how terrible it was so I assumed you were not functional enough for school

oh it was unequivocally terrible

but i pulled it off somehow

I just assumed it was like my lie lol, where it's half true but changed one detail to make it a lie

3 because "Bayonetta" is right there