so we have a mouse house guest until things are less frozen outside

local mother fucker breaks into house, weenie sausage owners put her up in a nice hotel for her troubles

but like we have an empty fish tank, leftover rat food, bedding from the bunny rabbit... and we didn't want her to freeze/starve to death outside, it's a category 1 snow emergency out there rn

we are not planning on keeping her, this is v much a temporary housing solution until we can release her outside without feeling like we've consigned her to certain death lmao

her name is jorge hernando, after bruno madrigal

Omg

hilariously i had to be the one most firmly like 'we are not keeping this mouse as a family pet' which is not a position i thought i'd ever be put in

rose jokingly said that we have a new mouse roommate and i was like no she is a HOUSE GUEST

anyway i think it's hilariously ironic that of all the houses for a mouse to break into, the one with five cats is actually probably the best bet

Youre all a bunch of suckers

This mouse PLAYED yall

yup lmao