the true struggle of being an adult is "I really want a burger.... I have a car and cash, I can just go get one" vs "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME, EAT WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE"

but I WANT a burger.

i want borger but i am being Good and eating House Food instead. it helps that it snowed last night so it kind of made the decision for me

You're Not Going Nowhere, Dummy

(not until i shovel and put salt down and do my other house chores)

it is so Bright outside holy crap

the duality of winter: it's dark for most of the day but when the sun comes out you're blinded by the reflection off the snow

me: gosh i'm so sleepy and hungry today, what's the matter with me
my period: DRIVES A STEAMROLLER INTO MY MIDSECTION

me: ah that'll be why.

The struggle is real.

that emote is adorable

You are adorable!

NO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!