FluffyFaeCat
Thace is regretting his Snorunt luck. Please help him.
FluffyFaeCat
or, you know make fun of him
Sunny~
Sunny~
Ashe has one question but it's so mild compared the ones I'm sure Thace got haha
FluffyFaeCat
oh yes, probably very mild haha
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riz will sort his letters and super curse himself once he realise just how, uh, explicit the letters are
FluffyFaeCat
sorry Riz, but that's part of why Thace is paying so much, at least?
Sunny~
Ashe would help sort letters!
FluffyFaeCat
Ashe and Riz are saints for helping. please pardon Thace swearing each time he sees a letter talking about Sendak
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
why is the whole world so horny???
Sunny~
Ashe reading one letter like "oh wow!"
FluffyFaeCat
Thace wishes he knew. It's supposed to be about the love and care! The kinky sex is like... secondary (okay he enjoyed writing it with his cowriters, but those kinky things showed how much they had an extremely taboo trust in each other)
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riz is just gonna sweat on all these letters and make weird noises in his throat.
Sunny~
Ashe might put one letter down and be really red then pick it back up again
FluffyFaeCat
Thace will ask if he wants to stop and pay him double for... time served. Doesn't want to make anybody uncomfortable!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
"Note to self, invest in a Fire type."
Sunny~
Ashe is interested at the different ways people took in the material
FluffyFaeCat
Thace, being sincere, is going to try to answer the questions. granted some of his answers are "Sendak is a villain! Also a real person who's absolutely an asshole. Please don't show me anything concerning him. Or ask about his sexual preferences or sldkfjs"
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riz has heard a bit about the Galra from Allura, so he'd be interested in hearing more.
FluffyFaeCat
Thace will happily talk about traditional Galra culture and history and literature for ages
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
YES! Thace has actually been giving Allura and her Pokemon Galra sign language lessons, since he uses them with his Pokemon.
FluffyFaeCat
and Thace is constantly thrilled that Allura wants to learn
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riz is still kind of idly trying to figure out how much of the Galra stuff Allura told him was true, so he'd love to know more
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
not that he thinks Allura was straight up lying necessarily, just also maybe misinformed?
FluffyFaeCat
Thace will be honest that current Galra culture is SO CORRUPT
Sunny~
Ooo a new culture to learn
FluffyFaeCat
and that he's part of a rebel group trying to free them from that corruption and lead Galra to a new future where they can embrace who they are without the corruption
sailor bii
Steven is just glad he helped edit it for human sensibilities
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
oh god please just tell Riz about the blades, he'd think it was so super badass
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
they are like cool alien rogues!!
sailor bii
Also he wants to point out that it's not what Thace thinks is kinky that human people think is kinky. It's what Thace sees as normal that humans see as kinky
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
less about the kinky sex, more about the cool alien rogues, thank you please
FluffyFaeCat
hahaha yup. Thace enjoys a fair bit of biting and thinks of fighting as a great form of foreplay
FluffyFaeCat
hahaha don't worry Riz, he'll keep the kinky stuff on the down low once he realizes it makes Riz uncomfortable
sailor bii
Steven will sacrifice himself to help with the sexier fanmail
FluffyFaeCat
Thace will lean against Steven and make unhappy noises about Sendak
sailor bii
Steven thinks he should make an announcement that Sendak is a real person and that Thace does not condone RPF.
sailor bii
It won't stop people from writing fanfiction with him in it, but it'll keep them from sending it to him.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
At least at some of the Voltrons' timepoints, Sendak fiction is now historical fiction?
FluffyFaeCat
That... doesn't make it better for Thace
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
True, neither for Allura, but at least the bastard's dead.
FluffyFaeCat
the bastard being dead is awesome news, yeah
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Meanwhile I'm laughing here cause Riz has no idea that Fight Club is being run by a rocket
FluffyFaeCat
pffft hahaha. well co-run? Thace isn't a rocket
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
yeah but Steven is.
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
not that Riz knows that obviously
FluffyFaeCat
very true. although Steven is spying for Riku now
FluffyFaeCat
maybe that will help?
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
probably. Riz is just trying to take down Team Rocket
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
and also the Jennies who he believes to be a part of Team Rocket
FluffyFaeCat
Thace actually thinks that the Jennies might be this world's version of sentry bots. ...possibly the Joys too
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
riz would be willing to believe that too
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
his belief that they are in league with Team Rocket comes from the fact that they don't really seem to do much of anything against them and they dismissed Gongenzaka when he was nabbed by them
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
but even before that, he didn't trust them because they are literally identical people and that is super weird
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
the fact that everybody is so blasé about it is incomprehensible to him
FluffyFaeCat
Thase is personally blase because he served in a military that was like 90% sentry bots. and if making them look human makes the humans feel better about them, the human appearance makes sense he hasn't disproved possible "magical construct" origin either actually
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
(Riz doesn't actually use the pokecentre cause he doesn't trust the joys. All his pokemon healing is done via potions and herbs)
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
hey if Thace wants to try and verify his sentry bot theory, Riz is planning a break in on the Jennies
FluffyFaeCat
Thace is admittedly very curious. they won't be hurting the Jennies past fixing will they? (even if they are bots, bots deserve basic respect. unless they're programmed to destroy you.)
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riz doesn't have his gun so he guesses not? He's just infiltrating first.
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
of course, if he figures out they are all part of the kidnapping ploy to keep them here, the bets are all off (but again, still doesn't have his gun)
FluffyFaeCat
I mean, if Thace finds out they've been actively harming people, he'd be very willing to show Riz how to kill someone bare-handed
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riz knows the theory of it, he just has a super pathetic strength stat
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
he's got like. a minus 2 to strength
FluffyFaeCat
Thace would argue that there's a weak point in every species that can be exploited to kill without strength. But he'd also agree it's much more difficult with less strength than with more.
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
See, Riz is all about exploiting weak points and killing
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
just
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
with a gun
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
or a sword
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
He is very okay with killing!
FluffyFaeCat
:-D
FluffyFaeCat
also poor Thace explaining the shipping wars while internally going "but they all respect and care for each other; why don't people see that?" about the OT3 he wrote
sailor bii
this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
sailor bii
also Steven can contribute to the "how to kill people barehanded" discussion by giving Riz a copy of the chart he gave Shinobu on that subject
sailor bii
(as a sort of peace offering, once he decided back home that he liked him)
00000000
Shinobu would offer to help, but his eidetic memory means he can't unsee anything he might read, so... uh.
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riz is not looking for murder tips but sort of glad at least some people don’t look at him all shocked when the subject comes up
sailor bii
00000000 : nah, nah, they both get that. nobody needs to have some of this dumb shit memorized
00000000
Yeahhhh
FluffyFaeCat
Shinobu could help by transporting letters! like bringing the new arriving letters to the sorters, and taking away the dealt-with letters to be shredded/recycled
00000000
It's too bad Shinobu's Gdon-equivalent is a pastel unicorn, because otherwise she could set the recyclables on fire
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Gozgoz will happily eat them all
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
He’s a literal trash bag and all
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