Ash!!1
[pokemon arceus spoilers] don't click this plurk if you are avoiding the leaked spoilers cuz I GOT LOTS OF FEELINGS
Ash!!1
on one hand, sucks people are asses and leaked the dex like c'mon guys
Ash!!1
on the other, IT'S OUT THERE NOW AND I'M PUTTING MY GRUBBY HANDS ALL OF IT LOOK AT THESE MONSTROSITIES
Ash!!1
https://images.plurk.com/ZIo9sVaew0E1OuiN1s3bL.png i love them ALL*
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*mostly
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gawd regional variants continue to be the BEST new gimmick of pokemon
Ash!!1
I'M SAD HISUIAN ARCANINE IS NOT NEARLY AS CUTE AS THE OTHER BUT THAT'S OKAY, STILL COOL
Ash!!1
typhlosion looks so cool and so does decidueye and samurott's aight its not as striking as the other starters
Ash!!1
I LOVE THAT GOODRA HAD A SHELL IN YE OLDEN TIMES
Ash!!1
I LOVE WHAT ELDRICTCH FUCKERS PALKIA AND DIALGA ARE NOW. JUST WHAT ARE THOSE. TERRIFYING
Colorless Juice
I'm totally going for typhlosion as starter
Ash!!1
I hate Long Sneasel but it's also hilarious so it's fine
DR. MEGANE
I'm too old and I recognize none of this except voltorb
Ash!!1
i SUPER HATE GIRL TORNADUS THING
Ash!!1
IF THEY HADN'T GIVEN IT LIPS IT'D BE FINE
DR. MEGANE
and the cat? SKITTY?
ѕαмѕα
even if i don't vibe with all regional variants i still LOVE them all bc yeah it's like. the best idea from recent gens
Ash!!1
THE TAIL MIMICKING A SNAKE IS COOL. BUT WHAT DID YOU GIVE THEM LIPS
ѕαмѕα
it's very refreshing!!
Ash!!1
DR. MEGANE : FDKLADFJ there is no skitty here i am sorry
Ash!!1
ѕαмѕα : right!! it's just NEAT
Ash!!1
Also giving some much needed love to one off designs like stantler and quillfish
Ash!!1
i like that avalugg isn't super icy because oh yeah climate change sob
DR. MEGANE
. I see!
Ash!!1
electrode makes me laugh becuase they just turned its mouth jpeg upside down
Y yo a ti, Cas
oh man. Someday I will get a switch and then I will play all the Pokemon games!
Colorless Juice
is lips-tornadus supposed to be a variant or a new pokemon?
Ash!!1
Colorless Juice : I think it's a new one to join the exsting kami trio cuz it's terran form is different
Ash!!1
so they just made a 'girl' one weep
Ash!!1
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/JDd/5pNm6NvON8nvKhUUs11ErfI4KPl_lg.jpg bigger pic
Colorless Juice
it's hideous but I like the heart marks...
Colorless Juice
just give us a heart snake
Ash!!1
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/9BX/K7gX7GJ7zT0J07KFYp0oIbxVC7J_lg.jpg also stealing this from chin's plurk what a cool comparison
Ash!!1
RIGHT JUST GIVE US THE HEART SNAKE
Ash!!1
WE DON'T NEED THAT OTHER THING
Ash!!1
I like its alternate forme but i wanna throw the humanoid one off a cliff
Colorless Juice
god I adore new Typhlosion
Colorless Juice
I feel like Samurott wasn't changed enough
Ash!!1
samurott def got the short end of the stick
Ash!!1
they could have at least let it stand up!!
Ash!!1
I KNOW YOU CAN WALK ON TWO LEGS, SAMUROTT, THE ANIME SHOWED ME
Colorless Juice
I hear Typhlosion might be part ghost type?
Ash!!1
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/6ZU/SEwnGqx5H94g1evx5D4zyBIbcV2_lg.png Better pic of BEAR
Ash!!1
YEA apparently they're fire/ghost, grass/fighting, and water/dark
Ash!!1
just the final evos tho, i don't think the mid evos changed
Ash!!1
i really love that decidueye changed because IT'S NOT...EXTINCT..IN THIS TIME PERIOD
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i love. the palkiahorse
Ash!!1
it's just neat
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i just
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it's a centaur now
Ash!!1
star✯break! : it is the WORST centaur and i fucking lvoe it
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but with NO ARMS
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IT'S ARMLESS
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO THEM
Levi
Arceus was a cruel god
Ash!!1
it's TERRIFYING
Levi
in the old times
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meanwhile someone mentioned that dialga looks lke when a cartoon character swallows something too big for they throat and it's just stuck there and i hate it
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thanks
Ash!!1
i kinda love because ya!! they are WEIRD OTHERWORDLY TIME/SPACE MONSTERS
Levi
meanwhile Dialga has...arm legs?
Ash!!1
akldafj it does lord
Ash!!1
dialga long head got stuck in its neck and palka's neck turned into a horse
Levi
more seriously, Dialga and Palkia do look like fusions with Arceus, they have hula hoops like it does
Ash!!1
YEA
Hoho-Eyes
ah yes, the leaks...
Ash!!1
i am sad giratina doesn't get anythin but it already has two forms and also lives in an eldritch void dimension so time doesn't really effect it sob
Colorless Juice
I bet there'll be Giratina DLC
Hoho-Eyes
so... decidueye is a stubby bird, typhlosion looks high, and samurott... looks cool but basically nothing changed

I'm super hyped about everything else but
Ash!!1
https://images.plurk.com/69TNXdkIW8Wclr8q5s68Wj.jpg i keep laughing at long sneasel
Ash!!1
i wonder if it's ice/poison now
Hoho-Eyes
also Palkia is a horse now
Hoho-Eyes
nice
Ash!!1
Hoho-Eyes : dicidueye's still the same height! it just looks shorter cuz of it's feather style
Ash!!1
it's mimicking uuuuh shit i don't now the proper term for it
Hoho-Eyes
oh I know its the same height but the feather style still makes it look short and im slapping a "to be determined" on how I feel about em
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loooooonnnng sneasel climbs cliffs for you and i'm absolutely losing it
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJfXx5qXwA0JkaV?format=jpg&name=small ARE WE IN THE FUCKING BASKET
Hoho-Eyes
I know it may just be a case of Typhlosion's fire being off in this image as well, but I laughed when I saw him ngl
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DOE S IT JUST STUFF US IN THE BASKET AND CLIMBS THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN
Hoho-Eyes
pokes head out of the basked
Hoho-Eyes
BHSDALKFJ
Ash!!1
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/2uM/VNPaZJqmUKWQnXePNXDCQCjSUYB_lg.jpg someone more qualified than me let me know what decidueye is referencing but i think it's styles like this from that era
Ash!!1
--BASKET???
Ash!!1
WE ARE NOW THE DEMON SLAYER
Hoho-Eyes
if decidueye has a sword I will re-evaluate
Ash!!1
i fucking love it holy shit
Hoho-Eyes
NEZUKO TIME
Ash!!1
i love all of this cry
Ash!!1
even if they look silly and girl kami is still horrible there was clearly a lot of thought going into all these
Ash!!1
TOO BAD THEY'RE ALL EXTINCT
Ash!!1
plz let us time travel and get these pokemon
Ash!!1
[please let the anime time travel as well YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE, SEND ASH AND GOH BACK TO FEUDAL JAPAN--]
🎄 mistlekyo
long sneasel is the funniest fucking thing to me
Hoho-Eyes
the anime has options they can do it
Hoho-Eyes
stares at present-day dialga and palkia... what happened to ur rings
🎄 mistlekyo
girl kami is supposed to Suijin to match Tornadus and Thundurus being Fuujin and Raijin respectively. but I still hate it.
🎄 mistlekyo
nobody wanted this
Ash!!1
aaah i wondered if it was water related that makes sense
Hoho-Eyes
girl kami is... a design
Ash!!1
i guess it matches how horrific the others look too i guess
Hoho-Eyes
I'm unsure about whatever is going on with Lilligant
Ash!!1
lilligant just looks like a cute fae/nymph thing
Ash!!1
i guess cuz the normal form is mimicking european dresses so HAD TO TAKE THAT OFF
Colorless Juice
Sneasel evolution looks scary while climbing, no thank you
🎄 mistlekyo
oh and it's Therian forme is Genbu to match the other three being the other three the other Four Symbols
Ash!!1
YEA
Ash!!1
SEE THE THING IS
Ash!!1
THE KAMIS ARE SO GOOD IN THEORY
Ash!!1
BUT SO UGLY EXECUTED
Ash!!1
WAS THIS ON PURPOSE
Ash!!1
WHY!!!
🎄 mistlekyo
okay but would you rather have weird pink snake god, or Another Mustached Cloud Man But Pink?
Ash!!1
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/19j/izoj1QPluaKoJMZl9Bgm74uD3fb_lg.jpg https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/nef/Y8Zacc5sHpJhaAAdz6LAxqVU5NR_lg.jpg soft gasp
Ash!!1
🎄 mistlekyo : honestly as long as the pink man didn't have lips i'd take it
Ash!!1
IF THIS ONE DID NOT HAVE LIPS IT WOULD HONESTLY BE FINE
Ash!!1
they just pushed the whole SEE THIS ONE IS FEMININE a little too much wheeze
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DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE DOING A LEGENDARY ARCEUS EPISODE SPECIAL
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IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE, AMAZON PRIME ONLY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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THE ANIME I MEAN
Ash!!1
or maybe i'm just used to the 'girly' pokemon being furry bait or sth
Ash!!1
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YEAH!!!!
Ash!!1
FUCK!!!
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THEY'RE BRINGING DAWN BACK FOR IT AND EVEYRTHING HOLD UP
Ash!!1
WHAT
Ash!!1
WHAT!!!
Ash!!1
Gawd
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fuck
Ash!!1
u win this round amazon
Ash!!1
shit
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/VTp/di6ndzMBmNs8Vb3EbPfy3tcpmTq_lg.jpg there you go
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it's a four episode special, two on the 21st and two on the 28th
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on amazon prime japan
Ash!!1
fjkadl;fkjadf!!!1
Ash!!1
I WANTA
Ash!!1
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
Ash!!1
ugh it's gonna be so cute how fucking dare
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something something they end up travelling to the past and dealing with THIS SHIT
Ash!!1
this is like the 3rd or 4th time ash has time travelled its Fine
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daijoubu
Ash!!1
daijoubu!!!
Hoho-Eyes
It's fine
🎄 mistlekyo
he doesn't question anything
🎄 mistlekyo
he's going to be totally chill about time traveling again and Goh is going to be like what the hell Ash how are you so calm
Ash!!1
i need to catch up on journeys but i love that Goh is slowly giving into the craziness that comes with being in ash's orbit
Hoho-Eyes
It comes with Ash's friendship, you just gotta accept that
Hoho-Eyes
As if they didn't meet while hanging off of Lugia for dear life, they're both crazy
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god, i'm loving it. i'm loving it so much
Ash!!1
They're both crazy but one knows to use common sense and call on his phone when lost
Ash!!1
ash: i guess i'm lost forever /goes on an adventure and hitch hikes while his phone rings
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i'd love if they got some new hisuian forms, or at least made friends with them that leaves some kind of mark on the future, but since it's a separate anime special it probably won't be referenced in main anime canon beyond maybe a few blink and you'll notice refereces
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listen. ash barely knew what the fuck what a smartphone was to be fair
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professor: anyways here's a rotom smartphone
ash: smartphone?
Ash!!1
weep!!!
🎄 mistlekyo
ash was born before smartphones
🎄 mistlekyo
he can't help that he's still 10 years old
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team rocket over here like kids these days don't know what a phone booth is!!! tragic!!!
Colorless Juice
I feel like DIalga and Palkia are going to combine to form a gundam
🎨Drawcember
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgYp7OXEAE7G2E?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 !!
Colorless Juice
pink fire!!!
Ash!!1
holy shit!!
Hoho-Eyes
More interested, still looks hammered and I find that hilarious
🎄 mistlekyo
typhlosion is a ghost type and specifically it's because it's dead inside. what a mood.
Hoho-Eyes
typhlosion smokin gastly smoke
Comic
.....long sneasle....
Ash!!1
Comic : LONG!! SNEASLEE!!
Comic
I honestly already loved sneasle so
chilly pepper
the fucked up horses are genuinely the most awful thing pokemon has ever done but it's SO funny
chilly pepper
i want to think the planning room for these designs was one angry dude reading twitter comments and going OH YOU HATE OUR NEW GEN DESIGNS HUH? DO YOU? YOU THINK THEY'RE UGLY? WELL GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES
chilly pepper
i preordered like. immediately upon seeing this because it's incredible and im desperate to see them in motion
🎄 mistlekyo
I loved the fucked up horses because it makes so much sense that the primal formes of Dialga and Palkia would resemble Arceus more closely before they either went "fuck u dad we're our own pokemon now" or Arceus kicked them out of the house
chilly pepper
NO I LOVE THE IDEA BEHIND IT BUT THE EXECUTION IS LIKE. it's just so funny. palkia is so..........
🎄 mistlekyo
he got no arms
Ash!!1
THEY ARE THE WORST CENTAURS i love them sob
Ash!!1
i think i kinda love palkia this way more than normal
Ash!!1
fucked up centaur vs space penis who wins
skerple
LONG SNEASELLLL
chilly pepper
AT LEAST SPACE PENIS HAS ARMS AND LIKE A COHESIVE SHAPE IDEK WHAT TO DO WITH THIS CENTAUR
Ash!!1
CENTAUR IS A FREE HORSE, HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
Ash!!1
MAYBE HE'S NOT A CENTAUR, HE'S JUST A FUCKED UP HORSE!!
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at some point centaur horse decided it actually wanted some fucking arms
Hoho-Eyes
I actually love Palkia's look lmao
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