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Small fantasy setting hook
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The god of healers and medicine knows all about germs and shit
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But they also know that these primitive Iron Age humans aren’t ready for that knowledge
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So they let their priests and followers know that the best way doctors can honor them is by ritualistically washing their hands with hot soapy water before they ply their trade
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Doctor: /washing hands
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Patient: “what are you doing?”
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Doctor: “I’m am honoring the god of healers so he doesn’t curse this operation.”
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Germs: /are washed away
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Surgery: /does not get infected
Echo
"We must anoint the wound with the sacred ointments." /slathers disinfectant on it
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Doctor: “I am glad the god was probably honored and did not curse the patient.”
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The humans don’t understand WHY they’re doing it
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But as long as they do it, even if it’s for the wrong reason, the god is satisfied
TWO OF THEM
the god of medicine just like "boy i can't wait til it's time to just tell them this shit and they can invent sanitizer about it"
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God: “there are millions of microscopic life forms they cause disease and infection if they get into open wounds”
Human: “The world is full of invisible demons!?”
God: “...you know what sure. If that’s what it takes to get you to wash your fuckin’ hands.”
Echo
"Behold, mortal, I shall grant you knowledge of the rituals that ward away the demons of ill-health. Step one: wash your fucking hands."
Rama
So Crusader Kings 3 is a sort of strategy-RPG-empirebuilder set in the middle ages.
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One of the features is that each character takes a number of perks over time that grant various benefits, drawn from about 15 different skill trees
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Halfway down the skill tree that teaches you great learning that can vastly improve your health and longevity is a perk called Wash Your Hands
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That just massively increases disease resistance
Echo
Fucking incredible.
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Nice
Infychu
LMAO
La Comtesse
In a Star Trek book, McCoy is time traveling and is helping with a wounded person. the local healer type is fussing and basically says that they’re afraid the disease demons will get into the wound, so Bones gives them a bottle of sterilizing solution and says it repels them.
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it turns out later that the best medical college in the galaxy is in that system. Bones wonders if he accidentally caused a paradox and Spock tells him to not worry about it because it’s just going to make his head hurt.
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