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lvl86/87 psoilers!!!!
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FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT THE SUPER AWFUL TERRIBLE CREATIONS ARE
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welp, this is awkward
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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HUSBANDS???
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well, now you have. pls perceive them
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EXCITING HIJINKS AND LORE v nice
L'Cygna Tovah
# of times Hades has been concentrating on an aetherial signature and tripped over something: many
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right???
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SADLY I DID NOT GET PICS OF MYKHA AND HADES' QUALITY REACTIONS TO A SHARK CHARGING HYTH
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BUT HADES IS MAKING SO MANY GOOD FACES
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bun is so gooI'M SORRY WHAT
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WHAT THE FUCK????
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WHAT???
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wHAT?!?!??
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VENAT WHAT THE FUCK
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OKAY BULLYING HADES HOUR THAT'S FINE BUT LET'S BACK UP A SECOND
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WHAT THE SHIT, VENAT
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VENAT YOU SHIFTY BITCH
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YOU'RE GONNA CATCH BOTH THESE HANDS
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husbands for these trying times thank u
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WHAT THE SHIT VENAT
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OUTING ME LIKE THIS??? RUDE???
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FIRST OF ALL
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U BITCH
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BUN REGRETTING ALL THEIR LIFE CHOICES TODAY
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fRICK I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD I thought I'd gotten a clearer pic than this but I'm losing it
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gREAT NOW IT'S INTERROGATE THE BUN HOURS
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NO THAT SHIT'S CLASSIFIED I CAN'T TELL ANYONE ANYTHING ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S UPSETTING
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NO MEANS NO, HADES I CAN'T SAY SHIT
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I'M DEPRESSED ENOUGH AS IT IS AND I'VE GOT A COMPLEX ABOUT IT DON'T MAKE IT WORSE
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THIS TRIP WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND I HATE EVERYTHING
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except meteion and hythlodaeus who have done nothing wrong in their lives but hades has been a bULLY THIS WHOLE TIME
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also venat you bitch im still mad at you fukkoff
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uGGGGGHHHH I'M BEING STUFFED IN A POCKET FOR POKING AT IN HER OFFICE SEND HELP
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NOOO I DON'T WANNA GO
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NO VENAT YOU DIDN'T SEND ME BACK HERE ELIDIBUS DID
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GO AWAY YOU'RE A JERK, VENAT!!!!
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UGH!!!!
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that's it I'm gonna go shove my face in some aether currents and scream into a hole or something idk
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DON'T @ ME, VENAT I'M STILL MAD AT YOU NO YOU DON'T GET TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN MY TRAUMA
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
Venat is too smart to put up with sneaky shenanigans. unfortunately, those sneaky shenanigans are future!her shenanigans
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UGH VENAT YOU'RE THE WORST
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YEAH IT'S HER OWN FAULT THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR BEING A SHIFTY BITCH
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yes im still mad that we broke the everything because she felt that LYING TO US WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CLEAR, PROPER COMMUNICATION
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U BITCH, VENAT
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SHE HAD PLENTY OF CHANCES TO BE LIKE "MMMM MAYBE MURDERING THE PLANET'S BAD, ACTUALLY" BUT NO
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NO SHE DID NOT IN FACT, DO THAT THING
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SHE TOLD US TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF THAT THING
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AND THEN IS LIKE "oh oops new phone who's this"
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FUCK OFF, VENAT
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JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR SMUG FACE I'm betting it's either the next trial or the end trial one of the two
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Venat punching because THAT'S WHAT WE DO TO PRIMALS, ISN'T IT, VENAT????
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WE MURDER THEM ISN'T THAT RIGHT
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WHO DECIDED THAT WAS MY JOB??? OH RIGHT, IT WAS YOU
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
tbf by the time Fandaniel got done with his shit stuff was getting wrecked one way or the other! like you couldn't exactly just. leave him in control of Zodiark be
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NO. 1 TOP PRIMAL MURDERER, BUILT BY YOU, VENAT
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nah we had to wreck Fandango's shit he was deep in the bad brain zone and should not be allowed to pilot the gundam
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downside: did not expect Fandango to rip out Zodiark's soulstone
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poor planning on our part but when was critical thinking part of our job description
L'Cygna Tovah
it was suboptimal all around
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I MEAN WE DO USE CRITICAL THINKING BUT WHO EXPECTS THEIR DEFEATED ENEMY TO RIP OUT HIS OWN HEART THAT WAS NOT AS PLANNED
L'Cygna Tovah
remember when we managed to rip Lahabrea out of Thancred without killing him? what happened to that?
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USUALLY THAT'S WHEN WE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP THEM
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RIGHT???
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WE CAN IN FACT DO THE THING IT WORKS but only if they want it to work!!!
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Fandaniel was like "HA!!! YOU FOOL!!! IF YOU WON'T KILL ME I'LL DO IT MYSELF"
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bunwol: sON OF A BITCH
a turtlephi
thancred had a consciousness of his own, also
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internal screaming and trauma intensifies
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Zodiark's left the building when we yeeted Elidibus into the time out cube
a turtlephi
zodiark was kinda running on autopilot, thancred could just resume being thancred
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STILL UPSET ABOUT EVERYTHING THO
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dang guys im actually like fFFFFFF
a turtlephi
have some nice unsundered tea okay
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
but yes as it turns out there was a reason Hydaelyn split Zodiark up and sealed him instead of like. trying to finish him off, laughs
and why she was mostly telling u to stop the Ascians from recombining him, specifically
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
it's funny bcs this suddenly makes Lahabread's Prae speech make way more sense
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
like he's still not quite representing it 100% accurately but it actually makes sense now
a turtlephi
in laha's defense, he's a bit bonkers off all the body-hopping
a turtlephi
what is accuracy, how does it work
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
he is and also he has no motivation to be 100% accurate, laughs
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also that
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but yeah, a certain type of ~logic~ seems to be mandatory for azems, huh
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YEAH LAHA KINDA SCRAMBLED HIS OWN BRAINS body hopping so much emet even says as much
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Azems be like "yooooooo what if I just like, smash my face into it and go make besties out of everyone it's fine right"
L'Cygna Tovah
there's also like. [thing Zodiark was initially created to do] and [thing the Ascians WANT Zodiark to do] are, it turns out, different things
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DANG IT I GOT SO BUSY YELLING IN HERE I GOT THE BOOT ah well i need more water anyways
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bIG OOPS ON EVERYONE
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'S PART
a turtlephi
hydration good tho
L'Cygna Tovah
I still wish we'd gotten to talk to Zodiark Just Zodiark before the stabs
a turtlephi
technically we did over on the First
a turtlephi
technically
L'Cygna Tovah
...true
L'Cygna Tovah
technically
L'Cygna Tovah
I just. want to know if The Bits In The Seal have a consciousness, or desires
a turtlephi
Didn't they speak up before Fandaniel went WAHAHAHA I AM ASSUMING CONTROL?
go тo вread
/sits
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Basically just going "we will save all things, please stop trying to turn us into destruction"
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YEAH ZODIARK WAS LIKE "WAIT NO THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE WANT PLEASE SAVE US YOU'VE GOT TO" AND FANDANIEL WAS LIKE "LOL HOW ABOUT I DON'T"
a turtlephi
yep
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Meanwhile the bun: anxious vibrating INTENSIFIES
a turtlephi
potato /panic dance intensifies too
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If we aren't allowed a solid three day depression nap and recharge hug pile after this idk what the BunWoL's going to do they're having a Time
Un(t)sundered
Yeah, I spent that entire bit like "noooo you don't wanna hear about the future"
Un(t)sundered
None of it is good!
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RIGHT!!!
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LIKE PLEASE DO N
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OT INTERROGATE ME ON THIS POINT
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I WON'T LIKE IT, YOU DEFINITELY WON'T LIKE IT
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pls do not make the bun relive the trauma so soon
Un(t)sundered
Also while I was absolutely not expecting "venat was the previous azem" it makes a lot of sense
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RIGHT??? like holy shoot
Un(t)sundered
(And I love Hyth getting so caught up in his ramble about sharks that he misses one is charging him)
ありがとうモブ
(hyth getting caught up talking about sharks is also 47393638292% funnier in Japanese because he's a sarcastic piece of shit)
ありがとうモブ
(and says wao, sugoi!)
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transcription + translation, he does indeed go 'wow, amazing, it's useless' or smth along those lines
ありがとうモブ
yes
ありがとうモブ
you can hear his adorable voice
Corpse Sniffer
yeah you will see where venats thought patterns come from and I cry over it
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im still going to steal her teeth over the shit she's put me through just saying
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SPEAKING OF WHICH THE CHORES ARE DONE SO WE'RE BACK WITH MYKHABUN'S WILD RIDE: this time Hades is threatening the bun and not with a good time, we sad fam.
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ser if you keep waving that hand in their face the least you could do is give headpats or boop the snoot
Un(t)sundered
I don't entirely blame him? But also ;;
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HYTH PLS NO IF THE BUN HAS TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS THERE WILL BE TEARS THEY WOULD RATHER WE DIDN'T
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Wanna see how fast you can make the bun cry????? SPEED RUN EDITION
go тo вread
Noooooo
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"harmless stray familiar"
c'mon Hades did u REALLY think any familiar of Azem's would be harmless
even if WoL really was a familiar
don't u lie to us
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nothing in any way related to azem is ever harmless
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o hemlo coeurlregina
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CHORES ARE DONE BACK TO BULLYING THE HUSBANDS
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....oh man the more Venat chatters at us the more Mykha sweats like
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Oh no
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Mykha doesn't want to tell her but somehow they feel the boys are gonna make them oh no
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WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT HER LIKE THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG THIS TIME
zombees
Right after coming out of the shark scene, I saw someone go zipping by on their hybodus mount
You can't get that kind of comedic timing on purpose
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oh my gosh that's hysterical
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whatever it is, Hades, it's not my fault
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yeah fair and impartial UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, HADES
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:'CCCC
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WELP THIS WENT ABOUT AS BADLY AS I FIGURED IT WOULD
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ONE HUSBAND STORMED OUT ON ME AND CALLED ME A LIAR AND HYTH RAN AFTER HIM
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GO FIGURE
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Yeah...
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bun doesn't even wanna be here anymore
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Hades yelled at her
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Also me like "yes, I know, that was part of the problem" at Emet being all "I would never abandon my people!!"
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Mykha: Look I'm not saying you were crazy but you were being a bit of a dramatic bitch about everything it was exhausting
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Mykha: ALSO YOU BLAMED ME FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR NAPS ALL THE TIME
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Mykha: but no it's always my fault. WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FAULT
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she's just trying to help but everyone's mad at her
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/frustrated chewing intensifies
N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
the whole time during that i was like
N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
SAY HIS NAME GDIT
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MYKHA JUST WANTS TO SAVE PEOPLE AND MAKE FRIENDS HADES WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SUFFERING
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mykhabuns trying to shake down more deets about tiny birb child
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It is not going well
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Venat: mmm yeah so either someone misused Hermes's research or maybe it was his fault all along
Mykha: YEAH I DUNNO ABOUT THAT, CHIEF
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/suspicious bun noises intensify
go тo вread
/pats
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dang fam needs me i gotta wrap it up with the bun
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either a Meteia went rogue or I DUNNo, MAYBE VENAT DECIDED TO TURN EVIL
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WHO KNOWS NOT ME
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