<- my RP style
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[weekly misc] 
<- my RP style
<- my RP style
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choir is back on tonight. I am excited. I have to wear an N95 and I hate them because it is hard to open my mouth all the way but I will DO IT because I love choir
a ghost
that's gonna be an interesting sound, a whole choir belting into masks
elf trash
oh it already has been, we've just been using cloth masks
elf trash
which I also hate bc I suck them into my mouth when I sing-breath
a ghost
hahaha oh no
elf trash
I'm just happy we're able to meet at all
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further grumpings, there's no bigger Fuck You than an especially rough period when you're trying to conceive
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me: oh it feels kinda weird and different this time, maybe--
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uterus: both middle fingers extended SPECIAL DELIVERY BITCH
gayest uncle
My desperate lol imagining sucking in a mask while singing oh noo
elf trash
hahahaha
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I figured out that I can fold the bottom of a cloth mask so it rests over my chin but doesn't go around it, just a little bit of additional air flow usually helps
elf trash
otherwise I'm just gently suffocating myself in the name of art
elf trash
tfw u lie on the floor bc the thigns that bring you joy in your life are currently frustrating and sad
elf trash
I'm just being a baby bc it's monday morning tho I'll get over it
elf trash
tail too long
tail too long
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I'm happy she likes her new bed
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meanwhile in the Oval Office
meanwhile in the Oval Office
mj
omg
mj
the Oval Office
Lana
did you get that sign specifically for her?
elf trash
we got it for me but it's hers now
Lana
in that case was that ever in an actual office? I have so many questions
elf trash
it was in a kitschy gift shop in Leavenworth
elf trash
the kind that has like rude hand towels and aprons
elf trash
thrilled to announce that a cat barfed on my mac keyboard (again) and it is out of service
elf trash
so I am currently typing this on my work computer like a cool guy
mj
ugh!!!!
a ghost
cats...
elf trash
I think this is the third keyboard I've lost due to cat-related incidents
elf trash
I know better than to get expensive ones now
Lana
my cat also puked this morning, we're like sisters cami
Lana
not on a keyboard though which is extremely terrible and i'm sorry
a ghost
do you use a cover and everything?
elf trash
twins
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I don't use a cover, I'm a fool
elf trash
but I hate keyboards that make a ton of noise or feel weird
a ghost
man, second best investment i ever made
a ghost
(first best is sodastream)
elf trash
haha
a ghost
it for sure takes some getting used to, i find them annoying as well, but fully worth it
Lana
i am sad that my meds have ruined carbonated beverages for me because i really want to be on team sodastream
Lana
i am there in spirit but please don't give me any soda
mj
I was trying to find a horrible cheesy cover to recommend and I didn’t find one but I did find Clear Acrylic Keyboard Cover Protector Anti-Cat,2 in 1 Keyboard Bridge Protector and Monitor Stand this which is actually kind of genius.
mj
dammit plurk
mj
platform for cats who want to sit on your hands
mj
I might need it
elf trash
oh that is actually pretty good
elf trash
55 dollars though! sheesh. I'll just use a lap tray, I'm a touch typing savant
elf trash
plaintive screaming
plaintive screaming
elf trash
fortunately the salesguy saw me staring despondently and he went in the back to bring out the last tiny batch of logitech keyboards
elf trash
every time I select a layer 
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lololol ALL of my work files are missing today
elf trash
there was a merge fuckup not on my end
elf trash
kicks feet
gayest uncle
Oh my god
elf trash
I am being bullied 
elf trash
absolutely read for filth
gayest uncle
Jesus yeah
gayest uncle
Will's right tho
gayest uncle
pauses. LAUGHS OUT LOUD ABOUT THIS.
elf trash
chris was like 'I have a show I want you to watch' and I'm like ok
elf trash
he goes 'there's a character in it you're going to like'
elf trash
and I identified him the moment he was onscreen, before he'd even opened his mouth
gayest uncle
Cassius is partly ripped off from him
elf trash
grasps your face in both my hands
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you should never have told me that
gayest uncle
Cackles
elf trash
I will say tho the scientists fucked up one thing which was not making him bi, unless I'm mistaken
elf trash
we're in season 3 and just left new caprica, this conversation began because I referred to chris saying "who's our little robot fuckslave" at the beginning of the last episode we watched
elf trash
so maybe there are further developments but this show seems old enough that they might not acknowledge gays
elf trash
"old" like it didn't come out when I was a teenager
mj
There is a bi character.
elf trash
oh is there?
mj
Or maybe more than one?? My memory of the show is fuzzy now but I played Gaeta and he’s canon bi.
elf trash
granted we stopped watching for a long time bc it went off hulu, I got the disc set for chris for christmas so we've picked it up again
elf trash
ohhh well I love gaeta so that's good news
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he hasn't really done much until recently when he was the presidential aide/informant
elf trash
I can tell he's about to get real interesting
mj
It also might only be webisode side-canon canon instead of in the show itself.
mj
But YEAH season 3 is where he’s most fun.
elf trash
he's great
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I'm also upset that Fat Apollo is somewhat treated as comic relief. he is more interesting now than he's ever been
mj
yeah!!!!