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I’ve been thinking a lot about how much Astarion’s demeanor changes once he and Tav hook up officially, even if you opt to tell him it was just for fun. the tweaks to how he talks stick around, the little comments of concern (the wavering-voiced pick up line of ‘I can’t lose you’, etc) how he worriedly hovers over them in the Underdark-
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when they lose their magic
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coupled with how Ethel reveals one of his biggest fears is turning on everyone under the compulsion of his own vampiric thirst— not just Tav, everyone
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and man, there’s something to be said for how long Astarion’s gone without being able to reach out for anyone else’s touch without it being a literal sacrifice: the people he could’ve potentially gotten close to would’ve always been killed owing to the endless cycle of seduction/retrieval
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since he physically couldn't disobey Cazador, and was only let out of Caz's sight to fetch 'the most beautiful souls' for him to feed on
ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀғᴇʟʟ
sits
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so even IF someone was nice to him, even if they genuinely cared, or fell for him, etc, there was no way it would ever go anywhere aside from watching them die, so
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yeah, no, big time starved for anything real of his own
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
I love him your honor
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and now that Astarion's main character playthrough is easily accessed, it's clear the only reason he tries to bite anyone in camp (aside from sincerely needing blood; Cazador's now confirmed to have kept him constantly starved) is because he had a nightmare about the tenets he could never break:
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ie, no drinking the blood of a thinking creature, no leaving his side, etc
ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀғᴇʟʟ
:-(
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it's a way to prove to himself he's actually free while overwhelmingly terrified that it's going to slip away
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anyway long story short between his official song lyrics and all the recently added little moments, it's p damn obvious his malicious tendencies are frequently a surface level shield meant for his own protection, because he's never had anything like this before
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(also fun fact, Astarion gets really mean about slaves in the Underdark, but Neil confessed his direction for all those line readings was to have Astarion sound deeply 'uncomfortable' the entire time)
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(JUST MASKING PAIN, like you do)
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he's a supremely lonely dude, and there's a lot to unpack in how Tav can literally tell him not to feed on animals and he'll still agree to it (while whining, but he actually commits)
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A VAMPIRE
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NOT FEEDING
give me snow
sits in here for meta
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anyway long story short ya boi gets attached if someone invests in him, no matter how he tries to pretend it's all casual
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no wonder Astarion confesses in the romance cutscene that he holds himself back the entire time they bang for fear of going too far
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difficulty tier: dating a CapriSun when you're dying of thirst during a heat wave
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give me snow
a cursed bird.
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
:c
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also ftr his canon theme song lyrics:
It's not my fault, I'm not to blame,
these ain't my sins, I broke my chains,
I can't go yet, don't let me die

I hear your heart
beat in my soul
our endings bound,
our bodies known

There's more to do
and I still want to live.

There's more to do if we can only live
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Siv
Hello I am completely screwed for how much I adore him fren. ;w;
christmas treej
oh my godddd those lyrics
christmas treej
also help i'm laughing at dating a capri sun
ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀғᴇʟʟ
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https://i.imgur.com/8rlcpeh.jpg
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anyway ty for coming to my big sad sappy ted talk
christmas treej
i love this ted talk
christmas treej
astarion is so good...
poissonneux
if you're thirsty, he's thirsty... let him sip
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
god the nightmare thing killed me but also ohhh this lonely boy
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big sad clingly idiot hours
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https://images.plurk.com/2hO7LsPbCmhkuAsDBISg4L.jpg anyway to make up for all this HEAVINESS while I crawl away to tag, reprise of pupStarion
bote lalin 🌙
love him
Siv
puppyyyy
give me snow
a Good Boy
Vαɾιαɳƚ
/fluffs his big sad nerd hair
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also jfc
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the storyboards for the romance scene is so. SPICY. https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/LpW/IHDojoFLvvoZ1W14MSP56dvUHA8_lg.gif
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don't click on this at work bc nsfwish but Larian Studios really said we're going to make streaming this game so. deeply. awkward. https://i.imgur.com/FV9uOxb.png
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none of that tasteful Bioware cutscene content lives here
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only straight up boning
mj
good lord
kickero.
oh my god all of this
kickero.
but especially astarion who seems to be unable to decide if hes on top or not from the storyboards lmfao
Vαɾιαɳƚ
W o a h
Vαɾιαɳƚ
LMAO I like how they’re like “just in case it’s not clear by the pose, there’s insertion”
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
INSERT
Siv
Siv
I keep coming back to stare at this....
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
i n s e r t
Vαɾιαɳƚ
I really wonder if it’s like; 3 different variants of the scene for choices
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Or 4 if you go down instead
Siv
It looks like that to me. Or maybe it's branching options...
Vαɾιαɳƚ
branching options HAHAHA
Vαɾιαɳƚ
i hope so
Vαɾιαɳƚ
"RP your sex in this game, we swear it's not interactive porn"
Siv
18+ patch plz Larian
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LMAO
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god
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the things I come back to
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also look Astarion’s chaotic in everything, is it really surprising he can’t just pick a spot
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anyway long live [insert]
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though hand is a close favorite
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just hand
Siv
happyhothidays
Astarion's motto should be "I always land on top."

Also he's such a good underneath the layers and layers of defense mechanisms.
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I just sincerely hope he can have at least one good ending
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like even if every other alternate route is awful, that’s fine, just give me one where he and the MC (or he and a companion) can just go off and not suffer
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(or so help me I’ll write it myself)
mj
win/win for the peanut gallery
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Vαɾιαɳƚ
I’m sure he will
Vαɾιαɳƚ
The beta testers might riot if not
Siv
Astarion deserves happiness. I protecc!
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today feels like a listen to local rat chatter day
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Siv
My dreaming brain agreed with this this morning. XD
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it knew
Vαɾιαɳƚ
i like all the little comments
Vαɾιαɳƚ
they're so sillly and cute
Vαɾιαɳƚ
also very cute fanart even if sad
christmas treej
oh noooo this art
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the fact that it's a canon line just
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ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
shadowheart and astarion is the ship i did not know i was into until just now? me last night going on tumblr and finding a whole trove of it like OH
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right
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sad memory loss mall goths is SO GOOD
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/0c2d7d7b68abfd68b35632ebae46499b/92c94aeb26796955-d5/s500x750/6b8fc546693a39f25cd9f19d8c5cb61c30c09f30.png casual reminder you can actually be Astarion's best friend
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(and since rep is how companions see you, not you them, you are legit buddies with a murderous little bat)
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as I kick today to the sidewalk: Astarion's stupid flehmen response https://cdn.discordapp.com/...
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Imgur
no, wait, there
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
aljdlk sir . . . stop that
kickero.
larian stop being so horny
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QBj/bUi/QI1ZKyjdItpM8WVWpsdN2MbBpA7_lg.png
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
Siv
:-P
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Sharp
christmas treej
sir ur Teeths
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/3d174426e81a511305be5beea307ac98/d3ae8079a29779f7-3d/s2048x3072/1ee7e3854499d8fb379749de4d0baf7908182777.jpg when you tell Astarion you're gonna pick him up from school and then forget
Siv
oh no...
a cursed bird.
Siv
no one hurt him
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feel free to because he still casually says trash like this https://64.media.tumblr.com/b042ade3f670384a0ff3b4923929bd3a/64b26ac8bb37194b-31/s540x810/5f9600c1074333bc158da36c9c4983dae731c3f3.gif
Siv
hhhfhasdf
give me snow
wonderful trash
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
Gross
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
❤️
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
Gross (Affectionate)
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I was going to go to bed because I'm useless mush tonight but oh god someone datamined the new bite scene and if Tav kills Astarion he looks....so betrayed...... https://i.imgur.com/y7pUM6F.png https://i.imgur.com/758gEUX.png
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9LfhdWidpOY/maxresdefault.jpg
Siv
s-sob
Siv
I am NEVER doing that omg
happyhothidays
I was also going to go to bed tonight and then I started playing BG3 and it sucked out my soul.
happyhothidays
Also killing Astarion is so damned criminal.
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gasp
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I didn't know you were playing
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yessss
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(also it is gutting; I don't think I like the new scenes as much, but I do get that it's a WIP so who knows where it'll go from here)
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anyway wife hours tonight https://64.media.tumblr.com/c6fdfc3b00f07e6f677692207af21754/1cc58ac5e46b968c-9c/s540x810/6d58799610d5361401665b7ad8e1f88842901e34.gif
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
oh darling darling wife
happyhothidays
Yes, I'm not too far in so I am learning shit like how not to jump right on top of explosive shrooms that launch you off of cliffs and leaving Astarion in charge like whoops he's gone let's continue.
happyhothidays
Learned that if you die by mushroom you don't go to Valhalla you go straight to camp hell to lie there in shame and a pool of your own blood..
happyhothidays
And it is kind of funny.
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lmao oh my god, I...
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did not know you could even do that
happyhothidays
Lol you can and your companions just seem to be thrilled that you are gone. I mean I know I am not in a huge hurry to get us de-wormed or anything, but still, miss my boy, he's doing his best.
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Yeah those fucking mushrooms
happyhothidays
I also discovered Astarion's love for water when I was one party member short because he actively refused to cross the stream. Oh yeah, that's why! Then I had to prance my happy ass all the way back for him and find an alternate route.
happyhothidays
Thank yooooouuuuu.
happyhothidays
He just unchained himself and decided on his own "that's none of my business."
happyhothidays
Also hilarious.
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lmao god I keep saying if BG3 ever gives us full vampire Astarion that I'll canon update him to it just for the hilarity of needing to be carried across shallow banks
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love his dumb water aversion
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https://images.plurk.com/61hHtyZ30IxA4y6VMmCbLf.jpg https://images.plurk.com/6k9lp0J9m6J9T71yOdpkZN.jpg
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Usagi
HFDKJHGF OH NO
christmas treej
ASTARIONNN
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I doubt it'd be implemented but I do live for the idea that you could influence character alignments, but either way, g e n t l e
poissonneux
i forget how poncy his voice is
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it's funny because there are times in game when he drops the act so quickly that you can hear the difference and it's just like a subtle little nod to what he's like underneath everything else
Siv
happyhothidays
I mean Dante has no problem giving him piggy backs and throwing his jacket over him in the rain, but that doesn't mean he won't snigger a bit.
happyhothidays
Awww gentle Astarion, hello soft boy.
Vαɾιαɳƚ
I love that he ungroups himself for going across water but if you select him he will still go through
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Just making a big ass deal about it
Vαɾιαɳƚ
ITS A TINY STREAM ASTARION YOU CAN JUMP OVER IT
happyhothidays
There are rocks my guy, hop like a bunny.
happyhothidays
The ungrouping thing was hilarious I didn't even notice he wasn't there until I was so far away from him and like the mother from Home Alone I was just like ASTARION!
happyhothidays
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBk/vAq/Sep0WHhNU0knaBxtVJjgmXJZvvc_lg.gif
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
oh my god
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
That's honestly hilarious
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Yeah if you want to travel pretty far your eye sight can go way past your party
Vαɾιαɳƚ
So sometimes they hit a block and you’re like one two three-wait
Vαɾιαɳƚ
Motherfucker! And then have to go collect your straggler
Vαɾιαɳƚ
If you make them run too much they start complaining “weh how do people do this I need a nap when is night happening”
Vαɾιαɳƚ
And they get super dirty
Vαɾιαɳƚ
It’s actually hilarious
Vαɾιαɳƚ
At least wipe your face dude don’t just leave the grime there
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frick that home alone moment
happyhothidays
My chair leans back and I just leaned my chair back and turned away from the screen. I needed a second before collecting the poor baby duck lol.
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an idiot baby duck, unwilling to just look for another way around
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happyhothidays
Lol perfectly happy to stay where he is and kind of sad just standing there staring at the water. The enemy he can't defeat.
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f20adabdf4400397bad371c01f88ce6/c9d8a3be3917321a-07/s540x810/8152a318ade0757d3c8fdbf472511fd2750801e0.gif I know it's just a chance thing/not intentional but my favorite thing is when Astarion (or any companion it's just funny when it's rat man because he's so snitty) just spends entire cutscenes staring at the back of the MC's head like
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LIKE YEAH he does it intentionally during some romance cutscenes but it just comes off in the wild as
Astarion: haha whatever losers
Astarion: [pines so deeply and silently he crushes an entire cup in his fist]
Siv
Vαɾιαɳƚ
pfft
happyhothidays
Astarion just has a perpetual case of asshole resting face while seething on the inside.
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
yeah that tracks
kickero.
salami time
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🍖
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I can’t believe discord died so I can’t keep banging pots and pans (I can and it might be for the best since I need to actually vanish and get stuff done) but the only important take away is
Vαɾιαɳƚ
I WAS WONDERING
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wolf barbarian wolf barbarian WOLF BARBARIAN I’m gonna make a w o l f 🐺 ✨finally the rowdy fighter/fancy rogue ship of my dreams can be real
Vαɾιαɳƚ
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Vαɾιαɳƚ
That’s so exciting
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
it looks fun as hell
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
BARBARIAN
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Vαɾιαɳƚ
/shakes the clock to let me go home and download the patch
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBk/x16/uSsekhSQix8qo7NBQ3tqVtzCDzf_lg.jpg please sir, my wife, she's sick
Vαɾιαɳƚ
let us sacrifice a goat
Vαɾιαɳƚ
to the mod gods
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
how am i, a lesbian, gonna objectify shadowheart now
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
i also fully ssympathize but "the patch 7 situation" made me laugh ngl
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
lmfao right same
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
this modder works so hard and I love them dearly but also
Vαɾιαɳƚ
god apparently
Vαɾιαɳƚ
barbarian tav just fucking
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
does laugh a little and whispers pls sir my wife she v sick
Vαɾιαɳƚ
can rip shadowheart out of her pod
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
WOAH
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
WHAT
Vαɾιαɳƚ
YEP AHAHA
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
COOL???
Vαɾιαɳƚ
"just rip off the door"
Vαɾιαɳƚ
>click option
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
Vαɾιαɳƚ
i may have ot make a barbarian and just suck up my sorcerer love
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
my love for barbarian tav in the stratosphere.... . . . .
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
oh holy shit
Vαɾιαɳƚ
because you can like
Vαɾιαɳƚ
pick up a man and kill another man with that man
Vαɾιαɳƚ
if you stronk enough
Vαɾιαɳƚ
and i want to do that.
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
god isn't that the dream
Vαɾιαɳƚ
meanwhile me IRL trying to heft a goddamn rescue dummy that is twice my size for my goddamn drills looking like a 3 year old trying to drag their parent
ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ
https://images.plurk.com/58IsvSdO6fuRDJ3nHhWARS.jpg
Vαɾιαɳƚ
i must live out this dream somewhere.
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m y g o d
Vαɾιαɳƚ
TEAR IT APART
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