Well sure dreamt that Phoenix Wright had to defend Harlock and it's silly

I recall Phoenix crying because Harlock's rapsheet is bigger than Mia's lawbooks and then crying again because Harlock intercepting an object being thrown at him by the prosecution

Pfffft

Harlock, accused of a crime he didn't commit.

As opposed to all those crimes he did commit

a murder of a former crewmember (and being adamant he would never kill someone in cold blood or someone he had considered a comrade)

but yep

'I'm a pirate not a cold-blooded murderer'

Very silly. That would require someone to catch Harlock.

yes that is the hardest part to believe

fuck.

drabble time.