Me: [minding my business trying to build my classes in Canvas, with YouTube on in the background for white noise]
Kevin Perjurer, slapping me across the face out of nowhere: How much do you know about lines?

So much, Kevin.

I know so much about lines.

You've told me so often about them.

Why does it take like 5 minutes to export a 4 MB course design file.

What, exactly, is the server running on.

Knowing this school, Windows 95.

I was told to expect an email today from the university about COVID. It's now after 4pm.

I'm kinda. In a holding pattern over my class prep.

Until I know what the hell is in that email.

Well, speak of the devil.

"fuck you, too"

Literally two days before the semester ended for fall, and finals began, they changed the mask guidelines to be "if the teacher requires it" which caused massive confusion.