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[victory road] 
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the sex talk is going great
Tyra
explain
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the telenovela fam drama regularity, or the sex talk
Corpse Sniffer
dare i ask
Tyra
the first part
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a group of characters in VR (mostly FE3Hs, plus an OC and his kid), who started out as a travel group, and ended up as a polycule (plus child)
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who are just. prone. to Drama.
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one of the first instances being a mistletoe disaster that lead to kisses, and then an awkward shitshow that involved kissing someone not under the mistletoe, which lead to someone running off into the woods in the middle of the night
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it is debatable on if it has gotten better from there :v
FRIENDS HUG
pls give me a link to the latest nonsense
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they're fine
🌸Springfallen🌸
fe brings drama no matter where they go, especially 3h
Corpse Sniffer
🌸Springfallen🌸
I love their drama
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they're idiots and they're trying
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
These dumb boys
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oh my god you idiots just draw straws for who gets to fuck dimitri first
🌸Springfallen🌸
idiots that are trying are the best kind
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
See the solution is clearly to just fall in bed in a heap and go from there
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they can't do that because felix and grant aren't on makeout level yet, thus the current scenario
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that is now a mild trashfire they must extinguish or else dimitri's dick is never showing itself
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
James, let's be honest here
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
Dimitir's Dick is never going to show itself, because there will be another trashfire in 2-3 business days
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
it's Three Houses
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aslkfkasfa THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN HIDDEN FOR SO LONG TO START WITH AND WHY THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE
VIRGIN-SENPAI
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unfortunately dimitri still hasn't said anything to Dedue so he will not be stepping into His Highness' sex life
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he has yet to receive his formal invitation
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you are cordially invited to the deflowering of dimitri alexandre blaiddyd
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Claude like "I'll make the invites!"
W(erewolf)ILF
it's fine dimitri can just be ready to blow dedue's mind whenever they DO get together
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after they figure out how to navigate their mutual massive dongers