Check in Post CRASH from Warren
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Check in Post CRASH from Warren
Check in Post CRASH from Warren
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apparently it posted
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even if it's a little broken
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and I can't edit it
(ｏ・_・)ノ
The greenhouse broke everything
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I was thinking it!
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I wrote this tag and immediately thought to myself Archer has such a strange but useful skillset 
ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
he really does-
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can trace the structure, composition, and history of any item. can even work if he sees someone's memory of a thing
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schematics less helpful, but he can try
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Warren has an OUTRAGEOUS amount of info on his server
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ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
: Such a GOOD warden, Kirei.
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hehehee
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he's competent at least-
ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
no one will ever know how much he's enjoying this
ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
(actually, he doesnt enjoy it that much. just a little.)
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not bad enough for big happy feels
ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
exactly. just random and impersonal destruction. happens all the time
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Archer- I’m not a technician BUT
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ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
just a magic man with ridiculous powers
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Oh shit that’s BRILLIANT Warren
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The stuff in the Enclosure is real unless you try to remove it so I’d say that’s good enough
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Warren's a problem solver.
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Hell yeah
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You got yourself a technomagic buddy now, Warren
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noice
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Haha I love Archer’s ridiculous skill set sometimes
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an edit to add
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pharadyne
fiercebadrabbit
Un(t)sundered
Lizblackdog
shobogan
c_for_characters
Mad Larkin
waningsunflower impuretale these folks
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SPACE PEOPLE CONSULT
pharadyne
yes!
shobogan
time to space jam
Un(t)sundered
pharadyne
spacy people
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Lifeboats are good. But lifeboats rely on other people picking them up and might just be a slow death. Staying on board gives them more options and more resources, as well as EACH OTHER.
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...Kepler may have actually found a loopy dork floating in a lifeboat at some point in his career nearly dead
shobogan
...lmao, exactly what maddie was just thinking
shobogan
granted, hers is more "these could work in an emergency but consider: people are fucking stupid"
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yuuup
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This is one of the few times Kepler's gone 'nope, this is my wheelhouse, I'm getting going on this'
Mad Larkin
o7
BethampHATamine
gj Kep.
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I love seeing Warren in action. He's such a badass!
Mad Larkin
Rawne will help with things from maintenance, but he does not know tech (partly because, in the Imperium, him knowing is heresy)
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Mad Larkin
: true true
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ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
: awwww yay
ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
Man can read John Seed to filth like the most disappointed dad ever and a couple days later almost single-handedly organize disaster response-
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Ig Archer and Warren need to go on a field trip to the Enclosure so Archer can help with space technically support
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Technical* even
shobogan
no no, we can get mileage out of Technically Support
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c_for_characters
I see the ETA...is Sariss wanted for anything in particular?
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c_for_characters
: if she knows anything about space ships and space travel
c_for_characters
Haha one of her few blank spots. She's not a pilot. She knows vaguely how they work, but it's still closer to "the pilot takes me where I need to go" or "then we bombard from orbit" side 
c_for_characters
But if you need someone to wrench things shut or open, she can do that all day.
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they might!
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it's the equivalent of like
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'we have a car problem, so let me pull over all the people who have actually used cars vs. all the historical people and space faring people, etc.
c_for_characters
I'll toss her in, then.
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since people who actually have used cars, even if they're not mechanics, will have an idea of how car like things should work
c_for_characters
Oh, yeah "explosive decompression" is absolutely a thing she's probably seen happen. Or made to happen.