engage discourse.

I'm not saying it's GOOD or that ANYONE should drink it

squirts Sriracha into it
NOW it's a real bloody mary

where's the clamato

(yes i know bloody marys don't use clamato, caesars do. i had to add to the discourse.)

That’s absurd

Bloody Mary is a thing you say in front of a mirror, not a drink

I'd say that it "is" a Bloody Mary in the sense that the neon day-glo orange stuff that comes out of a spray can "is" cheese.