the moon n I are in love & I am building a real big rickety ladder to bring her flowers !

awww how romanti- shakes your ladder shakes your ladder shakes your ladder

as long as I maintain three points of contact nothing you professional hecklers can do to me !

the moon is a lesbian girth brooks i hate to break it to u

you don’t know how wrong you are

hey this is the moon I love girth brooks ONLY

the first stage is denial

you’re gonna get lost in the ball pit at Ron Jon Cape Caribe timeshare resort and you WONT be found in time for the weekly animal show

but I’LL get to take a picture with the serval

every dessert u eat for the rest of ur life is going to taste like rust. u bought a one way ticket to corrosion city buster

I love lockjaw!